Love: Today, I was walking with my boyfriend in the hallway of our...

By denied - 26/03/2009 23:49 - United States

Today, I was walking with my boyfriend in the hallway of our school, and once we got to his class, I leaned in for a kiss. Surprising me, he leaned away, and I asked what was wrong. He told me he's glad we're going out, but just doesn't want anyone to know. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2011 14:36 - United States

Today, I kissed a boy I have liked since the first day of university. I was thrilled until he followed it with, "Right, I don't think we should tell anyone this happened. Not that they'd believe it anyway." He then patted my ass and walked away. FML

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Inappropriate

By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 21:51 - United States

Today, while walking through the halls of my high school, my boyfriend and I shared a quick kiss. A young teacher walked by and told us to stop due to Personal Display of Affection rules at our school. She then looked at my boyfriend and told him he could do so much better. FML

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Confused

By Miranda - 07/06/2020 17:06

Today, I was going to walk up to my crush, kiss him, and tell him how I felt. We are already kind of touchy with each other, so I thought he liked me back. I walked up to him and kissed him. He kissed me back, then gently pushed me away. He quietly whispered, "I'm gay." Then walked away. FML

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By WastedTime - 07/08/2010 06:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of one year told me not to walk beside him because people might "think we're together". FML

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By Bella - 26/10/2018 03:00

Today, I finally managed to kiss the guy of my dreams. We pulled away and looked into each other's eyes, and he softly said, "You know I'm dating another girl right now, right?" FML

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Crossed purposes

By knee2tak - 14/03/2009 09:46 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend, "We need to talk." He said, "I know". So we met after school, and he said he was OK with me breaking up with him, that he wasn't that into me either. He said all that before I could tell him that my parents wanted to meet him. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML

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By Unreality - 26/01/2011 21:26 - United States

Today, I discovered my fiancé has been telling everyone else we are just friends, yet last night he wanted me to go with him to pick up my engagement ring. I'm supposing the wedding will be a surprise to everyone. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2016 13:20 - United States - Lynchburg

Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML

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By alaina2001 - 07/05/2015 22:22 - United States - Massillon

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML

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puffingdragons 0

Friday 27 March 2009 9:55

Sounds like something off a nickelodeon/Disney T.V. Show. And if its true, I've always wondered how guys ask out a girl they supposedly like and are embarrassed to be seen with them in public.

ohreally123 0

Friday 27 March 2009 10:13

He's probably just shy and doesn't want everyone to know just yet. I mean, he was walking down the hall with you, so it's not like he's uncomfortable with being around you in public.

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King_of_Kings 3

Friday 27 March 2009 13:43

last night, i watched an episode of George Lopez where Carmen's new boyfriend Jason was trying to not let anyone know about them dating because Carmen wasn't popular enough to be seen dating Jason. maybe this FML is the same kind of thing.

bbananass 0

Friday 27 March 2009 14:34

dump his ass if he's embarrassed of you

eschreib 0

Friday 27 March 2009 14:39

hahahahahahaha

BaldOuting 0

Friday 27 March 2009 14:48

end of relationship

wink568 0

Friday 27 March 2009 14:56

Maybe he just doesn't like PDA. Aren't there rules against PDA at school's anyway? I don't know about your school, but when I was in high school, we were only allowed to hold hands or a light arm around the waist. However, if those were his exact word, dump him.

Freudian_Slip 0

Friday 27 March 2009 15:35

I wonder what the history is... We don't know the gender of the OP. If this is a same-sex relationship it is a tad more understandable if the OP's boyfriend is still in the closet.

Misanthropist 0

Friday 27 March 2009 16:00

YDI for being in high school and expecting a relationship to be taken seriously. Stay off the interwebs!

tifferneelee 0

Friday 27 March 2009 16:33

maybe you're ugly

newb_01 0

Friday 27 March 2009 16:45

I think there should be a mandatory thing where you state your age. Because if this is some 12 year-old relationship then you're just stupid, if not, then your boyfriend's a dick.