Miscellaneous: Today, I was trying to show my boyfriend how to shake my iPod...

By crappygirlfriend - 10/01/2010 07:59 - United States

Today, I was trying to show my boyfriend how to shake my iPod to shuffle songs. When I went to shake it, it flew out of my hand and hit him in the face. FML

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Same thing different taste

Clumsy ass

By minac11 - 26/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I went to give my boyfriend a hug and accidentally knocked his brand new phone out of his hand. The screen was broken. FML

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By pod - 25/06/2011 23:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML

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By kaytiebobaytie - 24/01/2010 18:30 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. We were driving to his hockey game and he was joking around about throwing my favorite hoodie out of his window. While swinging it around, my brand new iPhone flew out of the pocket and the window, getting run over by a car. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML

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By Anon - 08/11/2010 18:34 - Singapore

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He got a text and reached over to get his phone. In the process, he elbowed my face and busted my lip. He laughed. FML

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By anonymous - 18/12/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

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Sick moves, dude

By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 09:20 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2012 06:24 - Canada - Whitby

Today, I used a prank app, where you shake the cell, and it makes the screen looks cracked. I ended up losing my grip on the phone. It went flying, and it is now cracked for real. FML

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By i-should-probably-stick-to-swimming - 03/01/2010 16:28 - United States

Today, while on the treadmill, my iPod fell and shot out underneath my feet. I got off to get it, and when I tried to get back on, I slipped and fell on my face on the moving track. The whole gym watched me get beat up by a treadmill and clapped when I finally got back on. FML

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By Username - 22/02/2010 05:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML

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Ishki 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 16:21

What the hell is an Archos

lame9379 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 16:08

why did you have to show him? you just shake it!!

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frivolous 0

Monday 11 January 2010 7:15

you're shaking an ipod, not giving a handjob.

Hahayarp 0

Monday 11 January 2010 7:56

worst handjob ever

paladininwaiting 1

Monday 11 January 2010 8:02

I'll bet the song that came up was "I'll get even with you" from Megadeth

Kalyov 5

Monday 11 January 2010 8:55

I dont think this is really an fml moment...It must have been pretty funny, I bet it will be something both of you can look back on and laugh at. =)

GiRIsMakingCupca 0

Monday 11 January 2010 23:55

smooth

bds_fml 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 21:56

That's not really a FML situation...all you have to do is apologize. Unless he mercilessly beats you for doing things wrong.

thethief_fml 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 23:55

this is actually hilarious. why not just hold the ipod tighter next time?

pipp360 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 16:14

that isn't fml worthy

InsomPsycho 0

Monday 1 February 2010 1:58

You're just supposed to jiggle them a little bit. How hard did you shake it that it "flew" out of your hand?

bigsquirel 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 18:01

dumb blonde

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Same thing different taste

Clumsy ass

Sick moves, dude

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