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By Adremelechk - 15/05/2009 20:48

Today, I was told that the prestigious concert that I was to perform in is from 2-930pm. Turns out, the performers are our own orchestra program and I can't back out. I am a percussionist who was tricked into waiting 7.5 hours to play one note for the Orchestra program. FML

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