Miscellaneous: Today, I was talking with my mom about getting my school photos...

By yupppp - 08/08/2011 18:12 - United States

Today, I was talking with my mom about getting my school photos retouched. I believe her exact words were, "They'll take one look at you, and charge me triple." FML

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By Me - 12/01/2010 05:11 - United States

Today, we got our family pictures back from the printers. I complained to my mom about the ones she picked. "Oh don't worry," she said. "I had them photoshop out your gut." I was talking about my smile. FML

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By greattt - 10/02/2009 21:15 - United States

Today, I went to get my school picture taken, when the photographer looked at me, saying, "You look like you need a mirror." FML

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By sarahpft - 13/09/2009 16:44 - United States

Today, my parents told me they wouldn't be able to afford my senior portraits. That was fine with me, until I found some expensive professional photos in the mail. Of our dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 15:17 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, my mom wanted to send me a picture of me at graduation, saying that I looked pretty in it. It was a picture of a different girl; definitely not me. Way to go, mom. FML

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By brandiboobarry - 29/11/2010 06:01

Today, I told my mom that I wanted professional head-shots done for Christmas. When asked why, I said "I want to submit them to a modeling agency." My mom exchanged looks with my sister before laughing so hard that she wet herself. FML

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By kana__ - 21/01/2015 16:26 - Japan

Today, my sister got her retouched wedding photos. Apparently one of the things she had the professional do was edit me out of them. FML

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By MH. - 24/01/2014 12:36 - Norway - Sandnes

Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML

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By f my lifw - 07/04/2015 15:43 - United States - King Of Prussia

Today, I went to buy some makeup. As I was checking out, the cashier said, "You're going to need more than that to cover up that face." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2010 00:09 - United States

Today, formal portraits of my entire class were posted online, with about five photos per person. As my mom was looking at them, she was commenting about how pretty all my classmates look. When she got to my photos, all she had to say was, "Ugh". FML

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By anonymous - 23/03/2009 19:22 - United States

Today, I was having lunch with my sister and my mother. While my mom was busy ordering food, my sister said to me, "look at this face I can make!" and she grossly contorted her face so that she had a double chin. My mother looked over and said to her, "stop making fun of your sister!" FML

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wistfulorangeade 12

Monday 8 August 2011 23:04

Your mom sure is sweet. Upside: those are half her genes.

heyhihello95 12

Monday 8 August 2011 23:04

How much "retouching" does she think you need?

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Arch27 27

Tuesday 9 August 2011 16:40

You should remind your mom that you're made up of half her genes, half your dad's, and she's the one who did it with your dad. The joke's on her!

AhhBrenid 8

Tuesday 9 August 2011 17:05

Thats messed up!! :/

gabdude 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 17:52

Maybe she ment they wouldnt even change anything and raise the price alot..

bwblackw 2

Tuesday 9 August 2011 18:06

Nice mom lol

Chiberry 4

Tuesday 9 August 2011 20:20

I love how some people think parents can't be sarcastic. Chill out, it was just a joke.

david000123 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 20:29

Hahahahah that ******* sucks sorry

homesticker69 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 0:43

****. You.

Kiddyboiiswagg 4

Wednesday 10 August 2011 3:03

Lol,Thats a horrible thing to say Maybe she said that because her mom or dad had to pay triple

wriptidez 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 11:13

buy her some wrinkle cream for xmas lol

Nuahavizu 17

Thursday 11 August 2011 3:12

that isnt nice :( im sorry. im sure you look fine ^^

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