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By Crashed - 01/01/2014 18:21 - United States - Evans

Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. My wife got pissed when I didn't immediately check on her, but rather the other driver. That other driver was my daughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2012 00:31

Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. In an ambulance. On the way to the hospital after being T-boned at an intersection. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2022 05:00 - United States

Today, I got t-boned while on my way represent myself in a deposition for a lawsuit I filed against my neighbor. The other driver was my neighbor's husband. FML

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By anon - 21/06/2014 12:50 - United States - Edison

Today, I got hit by a car while walking into the hospital to visit my wife, who had also gotten hit by a car. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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By legotron - 30/10/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML

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By ttsutaoka - 11/07/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I was involved in a car accident. I wasn't the driver of either car. I happened to be a passerby that was hit by a falling stop sign as a car hit it. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2017 02:00

Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML

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By Katie - 23/06/2011 16:39 - United States

Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML

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By Benjamin - 28/10/2011 01:22 - Canada

Today, I was rear-ended by a girl barely out of her teens. I got out of my car and went to get her insurance details, only for her mother to get out and up in my face, screaming at me to, "Get back in your fucking car and get the fuck out of here!" I panicked and did just that. FML

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By John - 22/08/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, I took my 15 year old daughter driving. I yelled at her for not going safely around corners. On the way home, while demonstrating how to drive right, I went around a corner and hit a cement truck. FML

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Wednesday 1 January 2014 23:38

FYL OP. You were just using your natural parental instincts, although it sounds like your wife has none.

emilyyy_maryyy 14

Wednesday 1 January 2014 23:38

Gee OP. That's gotta be rough. I just hope for the sake of your family that everyone is ok and not hurt. Hopefully your wife will get over it.

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outoftown 26

Thursday 2 January 2014 2:25

Parental instinct vs. responsibility as driver and husband: instinct won. Hope you're all ok.

PainOfDemise 11

Thursday 2 January 2014 2:51

What are the odds?

jefrey 9

Thursday 2 January 2014 2:57

well guys, NOTICE he says my daughter, didn't say our daughter..

Xotoolyxo 16

Thursday 2 January 2014 2:57

I'm surprised she wasn't as equally concerned about your daughter. Don't let her get to you, you're a good parent.

TourettesGuyFTW 25

Thursday 2 January 2014 2:58

bit harsh!! I'd go with ******** instead.

Snoopy1 3

Thursday 2 January 2014 3:01

Your a good dad for checking on your daughter first I wish my dad would do that for me

Psufans 7

Thursday 2 January 2014 3:01

Hopefully u don't have to pay for both insurance claims

emily_in_reverse 6

Thursday 2 January 2014 3:10

your wife is a b*tch

assistantrachel 2

Thursday 2 January 2014 3:13

You are a good dad and your wife is a bitch.

thatKellykid 12

Thursday 2 January 2014 3:23

Ohhh wow. Hope everyone was ok. You did the right thing.

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