By rainbows? more like shitstorms - / Friday 17 August 2012 00:22 / United States
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By  CastielJ  |  6

lol I thought of Skittles when I read your name..

By  CastielJ  |  6

lol I thought of Skittles when I read your name..

  Judahsh  |  8

Hey doc, i think im gay! How can you tell? Rainbows!!! (Asdf reference)

By  BntyHntrSeattle  |  30

Throwing up is one of the worst things ever; Granny spit-up isn't much better. FYL!

  XxDevilxXGt  |  26

Well at the end of 7 hours you would feel extremely relieved. The relief level stacks up the more you vomit, I would say.

  Zano23  |  9

Strange, I never feel good after I throw up. Sure I'd feel relieved that it's finally over but I always cry after I'm done. It's usually from the pain in my stomach and throat from the acids.

  buck33  |  14

When I'm sick and throw up, so I puke once every hour or two, it sucks. It's painful and uncomfortable. But when running gets hard at a football practice and I start to feel horrible, throwing up is the best thing ever. It depends on the scenario, maybe even what kind of vomit.

  AKGirlinSD  |  20

There are definitely two types of vomitting: one is where you feel like you've eaten and/or drank too much. Once you puke, you feel so much better. The other is where you can't stop puking if your life depended on it. Very annoying and, more so, painful! I'm only adding my two cents because having gastroparesis makes me puke, multiple times a day. I know the difference :-).

  AKGirlinSD  |  20

126, after 20 minutes of puking, I want to roll over and die. It is never fun and bile and acid tastes horrific. Not to mention all the wonderful foods that have been ruined.

  MissMae93  |  23

6 - If I'm about to puke my guts out (or suspect I might) my LAST thought would be "Hmm maybe I should check the toilet while holding back this lovely bile trying to release itself from me". Most normal people flush after doing their business, I'd assume I would be all clear for landing in OP's situation.

  perdix  |  29

#8, No, you're wrong. People at either end of the lifecycle are excused from flushing duties. They can also talk about things like fisting girls to orgasm.

  Mauskau  |  35

Well perhaps she flushed but the poo didn't go, and didn't check. She had put the lid down so I'm guessing thats why she didn't reflush as she didn't know it hadn't gone. But op doesn't give enough details to say if she did flush or not.

By  MrBubblez98  |  13

Hey look at the bright side: your stomach is empty :D

By  CinnBadd  |  4

Grammar grammar grammar.


Today, my wife is pregnant and sick. She switches from sobbing she's sorry for that, to blaming me for "doing this to me." On top of that, I have half her symptoms now: throwing up and crying for no reason. This will be a long 9 months. FML

By Dracoboxer357 / Saturday 5 January 2013 16:00 / Canada

Today, I started Lifeguard Training and we had the fitness test you had to pass to continue. I work out everyday and I start on our football team. It's spring break and i've worked everyday (construction). I'm fit. Time comes to take the test, I finished last, beat by a 44 year old woman. FML

By bron92 / Saturday 21 March 2009 04:07 / United States
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