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By Anonymous - 06/01/2017 17:06

Today, I was stuck in a doctor's waiting room with a man who's laugh sounded like he was gurgling phlegm every few seconds, and his overbearing girlfriend who was trying to crawl all over him whilst literally sneering at everyone around her. I want to go home. FML.

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