By lonely loser - 22/08/2014 18:04 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was so desperately lonely that I begged a telemarketer not to hang up on me. FML
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mangasempai 11

Should call Jake from Statefarm, he'll keep you company.

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junkman6 22

In other news an average joe starts a company based on making phone calls to lonely people and becomes a millionaire!

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Flaming_Pandas 15

It's always fun to try to sell something to telemarketers.

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angrymexicanwee 8

Chat roulette!!

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Greenteamextreme 16

Good idea. You meet the best people at bars.

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garrett_8614 14

I've met some very interesting people at bars. Whether or not I wanted to be friends with them is a completely different subject though

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PoisonOrchid 21

That'll only work if you are an outgoing person. If you're really shy, you'll just end up sitting at the bar drinking alone.

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angel1624 13

Today had birthday party and my friends bailed on me. I know how you feel.

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killerdana 19

That's really shitty of your friends. I'm sorry.

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23lf 16

Get off your phone, and go to a bar of something!

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brewmasterg 34

A bar of chocolate maybe? Yeah, that's where I'd go to too if I was lonely.

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illegalbeagle69 23

You probably should have messaged that instead of commenting for the whole world to see..

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rachangie 19

That is terribly sad! You definitely deserve a hug! Maybe you should get a dog or something to help ease your loneliness and anxiety:)

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The_Voytek_Bear 14

You still deserve it for talking to a telemarketer. Because of people like you, they might jump into a conclusion that people tolerate, or even enjoy their calls.

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killerdana 19

How does one jump into a conclusion?

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