By Anonymous - 13/11/2015 13:34

Today, I was reading comments on an FML, and saw some made from my girlfriend's account. Now I know she's one of those people who say "Dump him!" even when the situation clearly doesn't warrant dumping. Looks like I might be in for a sudden breakup in the future. FML
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Whydoyouask 11

Or just as bad are the ones that go, "I'm sure you're beautiful/handsome OP!" Bitch please, you don't know that.

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Comments

ea247 20

you should dump the bitch

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splinteredApple 36

Sorry to break it to you pal, but we can clearly see that your gender is set to male.

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ZaiopePerSe 15

could be trans and they started the process after making the account. I mean, it's hella unlikely

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amberdea404 28

The wording of this is weird, I'm confused. Someone explain.

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hoosierholla 17

I was going to, but you didn't say please

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oiler 21

his girlfriend is on this app, and says "dump them" for the stupidest things

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beeferjay 34

that it's only about... most chicks on fml

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SweetasCandy0609 28

#34 los like you need someone to explain OP'S FML to you so read #22's comment so you actually know what's going on.

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Mauskau 35

34, no, we don't. I've seen more logical comments from females than illogical comments, and that's quite surprising.

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fashionbug9880 22

64, how exactly is that surprising?

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Raelthelamb 31

Careful, now she'll probably read this one.

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ZaiopePerSe 15

and laugh, not realising it is in fact about her

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LeashaJoy5595 28

I'm waiting for her to not realize it's about her and then throw a "dump her" in the comments.

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graphite01 15

that's why it was post from anonymous account. ;)

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SweetasCandy0609 28

#19 That's probably why OP made it anonymous so she wouldn't know it was him.

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Soparot 29

Or hope that she does, and then hope she tells him to dump her (unknowing that he is talking about her due to it being anonymous) so he has a reason to besides her posting on FML.

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Tripartita 44

At least you might qualify for the six word autobiography: "I'm so meta, even this acronym"

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thatonetribute 31

Did you deserve it?

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tranced_ 45

don't worry she might just not be so serious about her comments. .

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