Health: Today, I was reaching for something in the back of the refrigerator....

By fiery - 24/07/2010 00:06 - United States

Today, I was reaching for something in the back of the refrigerator. The bottle of hot sauce that was in front of it fell and broke. Not only did the glass cut my feet up, but the hot sauce got in the fresh wounds. FML

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By klutz - 25/08/2010 04:14 - Canada

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By chairlee - 07/11/2009 08:12 - United States

Today, I stepped on a piece of glass and sliced my right foot open. Hobbling to get my first aid kit, I tripped and stepped on a pair of heels, and sliced my left foot open. FML

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By HarvestMoon_gal - 24/07/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I was cleaning a pan. I turned the water on, and it was super hot. My reaction was to slam my hand down. On a knife. So, not only do I have a burned hand, but there's also a huge cut on it from the knife. FML

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By Wounded_irony - 05/12/2017 05:00

Today, I was wearing flip flops whilst putting out the trash, and was careful not to step near the broken glass surrounding the trash cans. My mother ran up to me hysterically warning me about the glass, which startled me and caused me to step on a shard, slicing my foot open. FML

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Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2019 06:00 - United States

Today, as I was putting groceries away, I went to open my freezer door which randomly gets stuck by giving it a good tug, and a frozen hamburger fell on my right foot. My right foot, which is currently healing from a sprain I got a couple days ago. FML

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stormin972 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 9:08

Always put the hot sauce on the door. Lesson learned.

lovestrong 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 9:08

HAHAHAHA; Fuccck your life clumsy :)

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Babylon_Souljuh 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 12:28

lol 146 if only they made more episodes of it.

RavenIsTheSex 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 8:50

YDI 1) for having hot sauce in the fridge, in the first place. 2) for stepping in glass that you clearly just seen break in front of you.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Monday 6 September 2010 3:59

Raven- Please use your brain before you post. 1. There are some hot sauces out there that say right on the label to refrigerate after opening. My father has one. 2. She didn't necessarily step on the glass; her foot could have been cut up from the glass landing and shattering on her foot. 3. Your grammar is atrocious.

tranZyBoneZ 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 19:01

reminds me of the time i opened someone else's fridge only to knock over a glass bottle of barbecue sauce which got all over my brand new jeans. that was a fun day.