Work: Today, I was pulling a car out of the shop where I work, when... - FML

By sacredsilence29 - 16/02/2010 21:16 - United States

Today, I was pulling a car out of the shop where I work, when I tried to go over a small snow bank to park it. What I didn't realize was the snow had turned into solid ice, and it broke the front bumper cover. It's going to cost $1000 to fix it and I also had to call the owner. FML

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Wednesday 17 February 2010 21:57

LOL. WoW. It's amazing how much peoples opinions change. Let's see to anwser a few remarks. No I didnt get fired, the car is getting fixed and paid for so the customer pays nothing, and when I told him he asked me to have them touch up all the other spots while they had the paint mixed. The snow bank was only a few inches so it wasnt like I was trying to drive up a mountain with an M5 and telling him that I did it was the respectful thing to do, thanks. That's part of my job is moving cars around and when it snows shit happens! That's what insurance is for....

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Freeze_fml 16

Wednesday 17 February 2010 1:41

Now we wait for the sexist remarks..

Loosicles 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 1:40

Don't drive over snow banks.

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zacdiamond 1

Wednesday 21 November 2012 23:08

wtf bitch I fix cars all the time what do you drive a 2012 BMW m3 or some shit?

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