By itwaswarm - 25/09/2015 21:04 - United States - Stony Brook

Spicy
Today, I was peeing at a urinal, when the man next to me finished up and shook his penis. I got splashed. FML
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Lorenzo1102 21

Taking "pee on him to show dominance" literally

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Darkness_Hate 29

One of the reason I don't like using urinals (I prefer the stalls) you always have some people who want to compare their penises or are not aware that you're next to them.

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pjsr 32

"It's Raining Men", No, it's a man raining, er...sprinkling

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Enslaved 36

You shake it to the east Shake it to the west Shake it to the one That-a you love the best

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RedPillSucks 31

sigh, enslaved. now I've got that song in my head with the real lyrics and it's not a good mental picture.

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trucker2 33

Nice piece you got there Mr. I gotta little wet. I'll hose you later. Lol

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khorstmye 15

More than one shake and you are just playing with it

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thatonetribute 31

Urinals make me forever pity the guys...I'm sorry, guys.

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