Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and after a while,... - FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2018 01:26

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and after a while, I told him I was really wet. "Maybe you should do something about that", I said slyly, hoping this would lead to intercourse. Instead, he promptly leaped up and grabbed some tissues from the kitchen. FML.

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Bloo2555 22

Wednesday 21 February 2018 5:26

Some of us guys are clueless. Ya just have to tell him exactly what you want.

Mongo999 9

Thursday 22 February 2018 0:12

You dun captured you a MORON. As Bloo2555 said, you are going to have to spell it out for him, or move on!

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Bloo2555 22

Wednesday 21 February 2018 5:26

Some of us guys are clueless. Ya just have to tell him exactly what you want.

Mongo999 9

Thursday 22 February 2018 0:12

You dun captured you a MORON. As Bloo2555 said, you are going to have to spell it out for him, or move on!

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