Miscellaneous: Today, I was locked out of my house and had to pee. I waited...

By shelly - 08/03/2012 22:23 - United States

Today, I was locked out of my house and had to pee. I waited an hour for my boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML

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By WhyTheFNot - 20/06/2009 18:06 - United States

Today, I came home from work and had to pee so badly that I ran to the bathroom and ripped my pants down. My touch screen phone dropped from my pocket and started calling my boyfriend. Since I couldn't quite reach the phone, I left a message of me peeing on his cell. FML

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By maniac11 - 11/10/2012 00:58 - United States

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. I really had to use the bathroom, but decided to wait. After about an hour, I went to the restroom. I pissed for so long that when I walked out her family all started clapping. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2022 22:00 - Australia

Today, I got the strong urge to pee right as I got home from work. In my hurry to get inside, I grabbed my keys out of my pocket. They flew out of my hand, into the bushes. I couldn't find them in time and ended up wetting myself in my driveway, three minutes before I had to pick my daughter up from school. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, I had to pee really bad so I tried to unlock my door as fast as I could. I put my key in and turned it too hard, the key snapped inside. I ended up peeing on myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2020 17:01

Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house, dying to pee during a thunderstorm. Ran to the bathroom, but it was occupied. A huge thunderclap scared me pretty bad. When the door finally opened, my girlfriend's mom walked out, laughing. I realized the thunder scared me into peeing my pants. FML

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By monkeyzz - 12/10/2012 11:11 - United States - Sonora

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out on his deck out back. When leaving, I heard the sliding glass door open on the upper deck, I froze in the yard to not be seen. Too bad I didn't move. Apparently his dad pees off the deck at night. I had to walk home covered in pee. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 19:03 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and badly needed to pee. Just as I was about to say I had to go to the bathroom, my boyfriend suddenly put his hands around my stomach and picked me up. He hit just the right spot, causing me to empty my bladder then and there. FML

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By whyme_ss - 23/02/2010 22:10 - United States

Today, I got into my boyfriends car having to pee really badly. I accidentally peed everywhere. He kicked me out. I had to walk four miles home in 20 degree weather. In wet clothes. FML

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By Bianka05 - 19/07/2017 20:00

Today, after being on vacation for a week, my alarm sounded early in the morning. It scared me so badly I peed myself. FML

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By litterbox_girl - 19/08/2009 01:13 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML

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DocBastard 38

Friday 9 March 2012 1:01

For men, the world is our porta-potty. For women, well you're pretty much screwed.

chillyCholo 5

Friday 9 March 2012 1:02

Was he as excited as you were?

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canucks92 0

Friday 9 March 2012 1:12

Oh that sucks op!

micahsmommy 13

Friday 9 March 2012 5:19

Hence the FML.

LMA0 5

Friday 9 March 2012 7:04

15- And so does your comment.

Janelle561 0

Friday 9 March 2012 1:13

..Well at least you waited for an hour...

mk55kelly 0

Friday 9 March 2012 1:13

Why didn't you do the potty dance? That should have warned him to hurry up.

Shelta957 13

Friday 9 March 2012 4:06

RIGHT SIDE CROSS, LEFT SIDE CROSS

nofearjenshere 12

Friday 9 March 2012 1:13

Well now you can go in and shower, no big deal OP (:

liftedyoda 5

Friday 9 March 2012 2:56

mauguster 15

Friday 9 March 2012 6:30

Potassium to you too.

supimnyancat 9

Friday 9 March 2012 1:21

Urine luck to see him!

inlove72 11

Friday 9 March 2012 1:34

Was he at least happy to see you?

taerts 9

Friday 9 March 2012 1:38

At least you can change your pants :)

Milichi 5

Friday 9 March 2012 1:46

Pee in a bush and use the leaves as toilet paper.. it works -- I've done it

Honestly_Lainey 21

Friday 9 March 2012 3:32

Unless there's random poison ivy in your neighborhood. Wouldn't that be a bitch?

bigfunkychiken 6

Friday 9 March 2012 1:57

I'm her boyfriend xD

innka 2

Friday 9 March 2012 6:14

seriously?

XtraEzeee 8

Friday 9 March 2012 7:22

And I am batman. What's your point?

XtraEzeee 8

Friday 9 March 2012 7:24

And I am batman. What's your point?

coreydsmith 0

Friday 9 March 2012 1:59

Lol

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