Miscellaneous: Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs...

By sierraisfucked - 02/06/2009 07:55 - United States

Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML

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You deserved it 4 192

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By liz - 21/05/2009 23:46 - United States

Today, I was walking around Walmart when this cute guy walked by me and winked. I thought he wanted to talk, so I followed him around the store, trying to catch up. Turns out it wasn't a wink, he had something in his eye. He told the security person that a weird girl was stalking him. FML

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You deserved it 52 446

Confused

By Anonymous - 13/06/2014 23:36 - United States - Rahway

Today, I was out shopping with my mom. While we were walking, a guy in a car honked at me. I'm not used to compliments, so I was pretty flattered and flashed him a smile. He looked back at me, confused, then shook his head and pointed at my mom. FML

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You deserved it 6 009

By SwimSquid - 15/04/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, my mom and I went to Winn-Dixie. I told her I was going to a different isle 5 minutes later I hear my name on the intercom to go to the front of the store. As I go I see my mom crying, she comes and hugs me and tells me she thought I was lost. Im 22, I had my cell phone, and I drove there. FML

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By motherdearest - 21/03/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML

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By sonofmilf - 17/05/2009 05:46 - United States

Today, I was working at a grocery store when a couple of my co-workers called a code pink in aisle 22, which means there was an attractive woman in that aisle. After hearing about how hot she was, I went over to see her for myself. It was my mom. FML

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Lost

By Anna - 02/10/2012 17:37 - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, I got lost at Best Buy. Meanwhile, my mom freaked out, and they called out my name over the intercom. When I walked up to the desk and they saw I was 17, the employees burst out laughing. FML

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You deserved it 4 436

By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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Checked out

By Anonymous - 27/09/2019 12:00 - Canada

Today, I went to Walmart to purchase a pregnancy test. I chose my checkout line carefully, to make sure I didn't see anyone I knew. After choosing one, I realized it was 4 o'clock on the dot. Shift change. My mom's best friend took over the shift just as I reached the checkout. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 17:59 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, I was shopping at Walmart when I ran into this stalker chick. She introduced me to her baby. He's named after me. FML

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You deserved it 2 936

plethora 3

Tuesday 2 June 2009 16:16

Aaaand you didn't think to pretend it wasn't you? Give him a shortened version of your name or something, then get his number and exit (casually) stage left. Too easy.

gaby904 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 16:06

wow MOMS you must stop with the embaressment.. but then again, if it weren't for them, we wouldn't have half of the great fml's on here!

Comments

emilyyy93 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 21:10

That sucks!!! My mom did that to me in the grocery store once!

24788 6

Tuesday 2 June 2009 21:16

HAHA, you should of ignored it.

Ashleeeyy 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 21:23

Shit. That sucks, what'd you say to him?

KhmerB10 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 21:31

fyl haha

hippygrl 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 21:45

YDI for shopping at walmart

technobutterfly 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 21:49

I agree with 76.

bobtut 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 21:57

Hahahah that sucks. I've heard a couple other fmls similar to this one.

happygoluckyhh 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 21:57

No offence, but your mom is an idiot. This is almost as bad as the girl that asked her mom to get strawberry (whatever flavor) scented shampoo and tampons while she flirted with a cute guy. Then her mom comes over and says, "I couldn't find any strawberry scented tampons, so I got you these." LOL. Sorry this happened. Didn't you have your cell phone or something on you. If either you or her don't have a cell phone...then that's all I got.