Miscellaneous: Today, I was in a tour group going through a cave and our guide...

By fartmaster - 22/04/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I was in a tour group going through a cave and our guide stopped, turned off the lights, and told us to be quiet so we could feel absolute silence. I farted. FML

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fhqwhgads94 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:02

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:16

I would be one of the people struggling not to laugh. That was perfectly timed.

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SaharNar 0

Saturday 12 March 2011 3:39

that made me giggle :D that's funny :)

ArielTheMermaid 17

Saturday 16 April 2011 1:34

how do you feel silence? LSD? lol

nateshannon1 4

Thursday 30 June 2011 7:06

that was the hardest I've ever laughed at a fml, thank you haha

raspackman 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 6:27

Lol thats hilarious. Its not like anyone could know it was you. I farted in carlsbad caverns once and it echoed the lights were on though.

kh_khedoyan 4

Wednesday 5 October 2011 2:09

Great job!!!)))

MustangFilly77 9

Saturday 29 October 2011 9:37

The FML said that it was posted by a man, yet the one fating in the cartoon is a woman?

babelini 12

Saturday 29 October 2011 13:03

exactly.

FrogInTheShadows 15

Saturday 29 October 2011 13:15

If you read one of the earlier comments, it said it would be funnier if a female had done the farting.

ScaryyMary 14

Saturday 29 October 2011 22:05

Oh my God, an illustration wasn't 100% accurate! It must suck!

MedChew 19

Monday 31 October 2011 16:41

The tour guide's expression in panel 2 is priceless!!

01fuckhead10 14

Monday 31 October 2011 21:36

whahahaha

HellOnWheels357 11

Wednesday 2 November 2011 0:25

haha omg, that is awesome. you should be proud of yourself.. that trip is 1000 times more memorable now.

nothingmuch_ 5

Thursday 3 November 2011 0:44

Second that

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