By Anonymous - 29/12/2014 02:49 - United States - Wilmington

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Things got heated and I yelled, "Who's your daddy?" With a blank expression she replied, "I don't know." FML
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michael_wells831 16

I never have a girl call me daddy it's just weird and a turn off like I'm not trying to role play incest haha

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sarah2144 14

Saying who's your daddy during sex is creepy as ****.

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TMramrod 15

I've seen this posted elsewhere before, hmm..

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Lars93 18

is she adopted ? ( not trying to be mean )

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Ziggy122 15

I've never understood the "daddy kink". I'd rather not think about my father during sex.

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GingerKittyKat 4

I am feel so bad for laughing at this xD hope the sex talk gets better!

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Parvati48 15

I don't get the whole calling your guy daddy at all especially during sex, it's both gross and creepy... -_-

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Chrisseruss 13

I'll never understand why men feel turned on by women calling them 'Daddy' xS It's a bit incestuous.

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hey_itzisha 4

How I met your mother reference. thumbs up if you know what I'm talking about (;

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