Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about... - FML

By caroline - 06/02/2009 15:29 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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2random 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 16:18

lol ew ?

blah_blah_shity 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 3:35

EWWW lol what did he say after?

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hhhhyoyoyo 1

Sunday 29 March 2009 0:07

having sex with his sista? wtf that guy is ****** up break up with him NOW

christiangirl77 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 4:00

that is just gross, the fact that he screamed his sisters name and was probably visualizing her is just sick. I would seriously think about finding yourself a new boyfriend.

KaY262 0

Monday 30 March 2009 13:31

HAHAH. Wow. That guy is screwed up.

bite_me1818 0

Monday 30 March 2009 20:31

dats nastyyyy az hell. lmaoo i;d slapp dhat bitchh :D

ilovefml99 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 0:22

wow this guy is disgusting

SunDevil88 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 11:14

um ewwww?

FiVeStAr_fml 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 2:26

incest is best, put your family to the test! haha. jk. but really... that's messed up... a lot

RadRetro 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 13:52

incesst!

jessxoxo28 5

Wednesday 1 April 2009 21:41

oh god... i would have pushed him off right there

livexmyxlife 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 21:42

That would suck :( I'd be so hurt because obviously you liked him a lot :(

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