By halloweed - 16/11/2011 05:27 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he suddenly pulls out and says, "Pull my penis." So I pulled his penis and he farted. Then he started doing it again. FML
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CalCommando 6

Ding dong, the mood is dead...

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kaprookie 3

Should've gone pull my **** and then qweefed.

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Comments

drivemysoul19 8

Well, atleast i know if my boyfriend says that I should NOT do it.

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vip3r20 8

WOW never seen so many comments with negative votes in my life.

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weepingangel_fml 7

Whats with all the negative votes on the comments except for on "ding dong the mood is dead?"

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jack_tells_truth 0

You're dating him, you deserve it. After you break up try to find a decent guy without any disgusting habits

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withered 30

You're dating him YDI? What kind of reason is this? -.-"""""" It's like you'd say to someone "he cheated on you, you dated him, YDI" -.-" I guess (obviously) she had no idea what an immature disgusting pig she has for a bf... I suggest she farts when they do doggie xD or yeah, bit him... he'll remember that :)

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jack_tells_truth 0

Girls date jerks and dumb@sses all the time and diss the nice smart guys. So when bad things happen to them they deserve it cuz they had the option to date a nice guy and spat on it.

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DELlirous14 0

For some reason I find cool cuz he seems like a keeper... Cute? :/

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uhhRawr 7

Holy crap alot of people got voted down!!!

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structuredchaoz 4

Sounds like he wanted a good story to tell his friends. The sequel should be the story to why he is now single!

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jobsman99 0

You could have had his penis in your mouth literally giving him a ********. He would have said "blow" then he would fart.

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