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By Anonymous - 22/04/2013 18:33 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with some friends, and I had to take a dump. After I was done, I realized there was no more toilet paper, so I asked my friends to get me some. They threw in duct tape, sandpaper, and saran wrap, and told me to make a decision. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2023 15:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, in desperate need of a shit, I quickly ran into a shop to buy toilet paper. I rushed home and unleashed, only to realise I'd bought paper towels. Without options, I had to wipe my ass with them and consequently blocked the toilet. I found rolls of toilet paper while looking for the plunger. FML

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By FUCKFACECUNT - 02/08/2015 13:32 - United Arab Emirates - Abu Dhabi

Today, I took a dump at work, when I realized there was no toilet paper left. There was another guy in the room, so I asked him for some. He decided he'd rather dump all the rolls of paper into the other toilets, before wishing me luck and walking out while laughing his ass off. FML

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By CallmeEddie - 14/11/2013 16:44 - United States - Joliet

Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML

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By S3XY_SiNG3R - 11/04/2020 02:00

Today, I woke up to use the restroom, because I had to take a shit. There was basically no toilet paper left. I asked my boyfriend if he could go get some. It was 1 a.m. He said he’d go when the stores were open, then told me to just rinse off in the shower. FML

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By sweet_stufz - 11/11/2010 13:30 - Canada

Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2011 23:07 - Canada

Today, I took a dump without checking for toilet paper. I then called my step dad, who said "use the stuff in the garbage." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2015 02:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was drying myself with a towel after a shower when I noticed a bad smell. After running out of toilet paper last night, one of my friends decided to use my clean towel to wipe herself instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2011 05:45 - United States

Today, I was going to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. I had awful diarrhea and was almost done, when I noticed a spider on the ground. Being terrified, I took a giant ball of toilet paper to kill it. I realized then that I had no toilet paper left to use. FML

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Always check before

By Anonymous - 19/05/2017 14:00

Today, the stall I was using didn't have any toilet paper in it. Being the immature idiot I am, I was too embarrassed to ask for someone to grab me some. So I waited 45 minutes for the bathroom to be empty and crept into the next stall, only to find it was also out of toilet paper. FML

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By penguinsfan - 16/05/2009 14:47 - Canada

Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML

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your_ma 27

Monday 22 April 2013 23:06

How could you post this without telling us what you picked?!

liv_graham 7

Monday 22 April 2013 23:06

use their towels

Comments

SaintJimmyxx 8

Thursday 25 April 2013 5:13

sooo, what'd you choose?

megamimi 4

Thursday 25 April 2013 17:51

use the opposite side of the sandpaper

hollywoodt1ts 15

Thursday 25 April 2013 19:40

I'd have put the Saran Wrap and the duct tape together and used that. I hope you didn't use the sandpaper. Your friends are comical.

juicyfunk 7

Friday 26 April 2013 1:49

Yup towel seems like the best choice. Haha they are hilarious though.

TiddleyMoney 7

Friday 26 April 2013 19:26

I qould have used his towel that he dries with after he showers and say "you told me to make a decision."

hewro_failure 11

Tuesday 30 April 2013 7:27

I say use the back side of the sand paper cause its just paper then...

crazychemist887 1

Friday 3 May 2013 21:08

Wipe with least rough part of sandpaper, wipe on saran wrap, and duct tape to their faces

Meanmommy02 11

Friday 20 December 2013 16:46

That is hilarious.. Check before you go op

lil_ham1644 29

Sunday 30 March 2014 20:10

Use their towels

JH159753 21

Saturday 9 August 2014 2:21

tape the saran wrap to the duct tape, and use that

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