Work: Today, I was hanging out with some disabled people at the day-centre... - FML

By Anonymous - 19/04/2009 03:34 - New Zealand

Today, I was hanging out with some disabled people at the day-centre where I work. We had the music blasting and were laughing and dancing around. My boss took me aside and said that it wasn't really appropriate for me to mock the clients by imitating their dancing. That's just how I dance. FML

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Today, it was Homecoming. During the dance, I saw this mentally handicapped guy ask this pretty girl to dance. She said no. So I went over to him and asked him to dance. He replied that he only wanted to dance with "pretty girls" and I was not one. FML

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Jasper_fml 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 13:29

lol. dork dancer eh? me too.

AndreaKina 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 12:22

HAHAHA ouchhh

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slipknotjoeyjor 0

Monday 15 June 2009 16:24

Get dance lessons? Nah don't fret being able to Dance isn't a very needed skill I'll b ok

Im_cursed 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 3:34

next time just do the Carlton or Napoleon :D the got some sweeet moves

omg_thats_funny 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 21:39

Haha !

Poepiepiesie 3

Wednesday 21 July 2010 1:39

Hanging with disabled people for a living is an fml an sich.

Sarkyrevenger 0

Tuesday 1 February 2011 4:46

Oh dear, ignore your boss. If you and the clients were having fun, who cares?

PopGlitterBridg 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 4:37

OMG. That is awful....

Ikz_Hustler 9

Friday 25 February 2011 8:26

LOL too funny. Haha dw just take dance lessons :D)

UndeRgroUnd206 4

Tuesday 1 November 2011 6:12

Dude you were doin the cat daddy?

chickinova 13

Sunday 6 November 2011 19:11

shame, ur boss sucks

sordanjymes 6

Tuesday 28 February 2012 3:02

Dont worry I suffer from shitty dancing disease too..

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