Miscellaneous: Today, I was hanging out with my neighbor. He asked me if I wanted... - FML

By mcore - 24/07/2015 23:20 - United States - Akron

Today, I was hanging out with my neighbor. He asked me if I wanted to play Twister, and I said no because I thought it would be weird. What was his response? "C'mon. You can leave if it gets sexual". FML

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mcore 19

Sunday 26 July 2015 0:49

To explain a little bit more, I've known my neighbor for almost 10 years. We were best friends growing up, and are still really good friends today. I'm pretty sure he was joking when he said it, but it was still weird and out of the blue. And for the person who asked, no, I definitely did not play.

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eliiteXXXninja 21

Saturday 25 July 2015 20:03

That escalated quickly

JaffaMC 13

Saturday 25 July 2015 20:06

How'd you twist yourself into that situation?

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EcoAirWarrior 7

Sunday 26 July 2015 13:44

You should warn your neighbour of the potential implications of his comments and threaten him with legal action then break off all contact with him

Colon_Man 17

Sunday 26 July 2015 15:40

Wow. You're such a Debbie Downer.

tiredofwaiting 25

Sunday 26 July 2015 18:44

Good thing you left before things got more awkward.

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