Love: Today, I was going to confess to my best friend that I am madly...

By Noname - 25/11/2008 18:05 - Canada

Today, I was going to confess to my best friend that I am madly in love with her. I called her up only to find her crying. She was upset that she might be pregnant with some guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 020

You deserved it 2 914

May weddings: Love and blunders
Weddings are supposed to be perfect, but our stories show that perfection can sometimes be... surprising! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By WHY - 01/04/2016 00:58 - United States - Fairfax

Today, I planned on "breaking up" with my best friend by confessing my love for her, hoping she would feel different and move on. She reciprocated. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 963

You deserved it 33 030

Take the L

By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 17:02

Today, I confessed my feelings to my best friend, how I'm deeply in love with him. The consequence wasn't good, as he told me we should never talk to each other again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 676

You deserved it 216

News to me

By Whitney - 09/10/2022 02:30

Today, my best friend called me and told me she was in the hospital in labor. Excited, I rush to the hospital. Once I arrived, I saw my boyfriend of 4 years in the room. I asked him what he was doing there and my friend says, “You wanna tell her or should I?” Turns out he’s leaving me for her. The baby is his. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 611

You deserved it 133

By bittersweet - 08/02/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML

I agree, your life sucks 662 322

You deserved it 72 087

By me - 21/08/2013 23:45 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 267

You deserved it 24 135

Remember bars?

By Baby_girl - 06/06/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 326

You deserved it 5 293

By DumbFace714 - 14/02/2015 01:43 - United States - Santa Ana

Today, my friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted my boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 862

You deserved it 2 815

By crap - 07/03/2009 04:17 - United States

Today, I finally told my best friend whom I've secretly been in love with for two years that I was in love with her but at the last second chickened out and said I was joking. She replied with "Don't scare me like that. I thought I was going to have to find a new best friend for a second" FML

I agree, your life sucks 71 396

You deserved it 7 327

Three's a crowd

By Bisexual moron - 05/10/2022 08:00

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she cheated on me with my best friend. The best part is that I couldn't tell her a thing, because I actually cheated on her with the same friend before. FML

I agree, your life sucks 204

You deserved it 1 617

Happy days

By Anonymous - 08/08/2023 20:00

Today, my girlfriend told me she's pregnant and I did not take it well. She had planned to record my happy reaction for Facebook; instead she got video of me bursting into tears, and trying to talk her into an emergency abortion. She sent it to my parents to punish me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 520

You deserved it 1 045

jbabe 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 23:02

you could still tell her. be her support system if this guy isnt.

mrs_cullenx3 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 5:49

ugh, thats terrible.... sorry dude

Comments

ncvolley123 8

Sunday 15 August 2010 20:18

that's f her life

lilmissallie 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 15:45

awwww your not an idiot. thats love, but after that hopefully you'll be there to obviously be a friend it hurts, but hey its lifeee** correct

fidrat04 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 2:22

sucks dude the exact same thing happened to me...but i told her before she told me she was pregnant...dont bother man...retreat lol

starberries 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 17:01

Jesus, I'd be upset too if I were her! Having a baby is hard enough; can you imagine giving birth to some guy?

weepingangel_fml 7

Thursday 10 November 2011 8:38

Dang. I was gonna say something to that extent. you beat me..

scrbsball 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 19:13

yeah f ur life cuz shes the one that might b pregnant?

WOGBRO 6

Tuesday 3 May 2011 14:07

yeah no joke mang fail.

killabb23 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 1:42

25 is very cute :)

subzerojosh 0

Monday 23 May 2011 7:44

what the hell people. she hasn't done anything wrong he can still tell her how he feels and abortions do happen.

not_cool808 14

Monday 15 August 2011 16:57

Really?

FMLismylife11 0

Wednesday 5 October 2011 8:40

Dude!! What's with u!! Abortion is soo not the answer!! Seriously!! It's litarally kills a soon to be child!

Keywords

Awkward Cars Embarrassing Transportation Family Babysitter Relatable Kids Thief Money Health Depression Mental health Work Wanker Bodyshaming Love Annoying Vacation Students Parenting Intimacy AITA First Dates Singing Animals Cats Public freakouts Weddings Cops

The Top

Today, I took my hoodie off in public and my shirt accidentally lifted up with it. I've had bad skin problems since I was 12 or 13, and my chest looks horrific as a result. Everyone in my vicinity reacted with horror and called me all sorts of awful names. Nice to know that my appearance makes me that repulsive. FML

I agree, your life sucks 582

You deserved it 90

Today, as her parents were supposed to be out of town, I stayed over with my girlfriend, and we ended up in bed together. Later on, while poking through the fridge, I heard footsteps, so I said, "Didn't think you'd be walking after that." I closed the fridge and saw her dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 946

You deserved it 28 260

The Top

Today, I got a call from an angry parent telling me that I'm teaching her son and the other children in the class "wrong philosophies". This was all because I explained to the class that Michigan is divided into two parts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 383

You deserved it 2 771

Today, I've had a cold for over a week, and I've been coughing so hard, I bruised my ribs. I'm also 8 months pregnant. Guess where my son likes to kick me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 010

You deserved it 129

Today, I received a 7-page text message during school from my mom yelling at me because I ate her cereal. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 946

You deserved it 5 937

Today, my husband’s been dropping hints he wants to open our marriage. When I got home, a couple of his coworkers dropped by "for drinks". They tried to initiate group sex and figured I just needed to be talked into it. I was so mad, I couldn’t throw everyone out fast enough, including him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 750

You deserved it 152

Today, I was working out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 446

You deserved it 74 933

Today, I walked in the house as though I was coming home from work on a normal day, fully clothed and carrying my work bag, but somehow my dad still knew I hadn’t been to work, but was in fact doing the evening version of the walk of shame, after spending all day in bed with my booty call. FML

I agree, your life sucks 279

You deserved it 1 156