Miscellaneous: Today, I was getting a pedicure to cheer myself up. I've been...

By bottombarrel - 28/10/2014 14:07 - United States - Greenville

Today, I was getting a pedicure to cheer myself up. I've been so lonely, I got overly excited when someone sat next to me, because I got to pretend I had a friend. FML

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By lonelygirl - 09/04/2013 04:59 - Australia - Chatswood

Today, I didn't mind paying a little bit extra for my manicure because I forgot how nice it was to have someone hold your hand. Even if it was an old Asian lady. FML

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Castaway

By Anonymous - 21/10/2023 16:00

Today, I felt so affection-deprived that I gave myself pep talks in order to feel less lonely. FML

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Desperation

By Anonymous - 18/02/2022 21:59

Today, I felt so lonely that I went on an online chat website and pretended to be a girl just so someone would talk to me. FML

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By nyu - 25/01/2010 06:33 - United States

Today, I was getting a pedicure, and they used some sort of scrubby thing that really tickled my feet. When I couldn't take it any more, I accidentally kicked the lady who was doing my nails in the face. FML

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By newkid - 13/09/2016 19:06

Today, I was so lonely, I dragged out a conversation with a lady who called to get me to make an appointment to give blood. FML

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By peepeepants - 18/08/2009 12:35 - Canada

Today, I went to get a pedicure for the first time. My feet are VERY ticklish. I reflexively kicked the poor lady in the face, as I wet my pants. FML

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By FriutlessApple - 11/10/2013 15:18 - United Kingdom

Today, feeling bored and lonely, I drove into town to wander around the shops and go to Subway for lunch. While there, I picked up two trays and put one on the opposite side of the table, along with some of my rubbish, to make it look like I was with someone. FML

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By hobbit - 22/05/2013 17:40 - United States - Winthrop

Today, I decided to treat myself to a pedicure ahead of my cousin's wedding. The woman doing my nails asked if I wanted my toe hairs trimmed. I was so taken aback and embarrassed that I said yes. They charged me extra. FML

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By twinkletoes - 17/09/2012 06:32 - United States

Today, I went to get my nails done for the first time in a while. I don't like to go that much because two of my toes are connected, and I'm very self-conscious about it. The man painting my toes started laughing when he saw them and called all the other employees over to look. FML

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By lonelynessinCA - 14/03/2011 18:31 - United States

Today, I was so lonely that I pretended I wanted to buy something from a telemarketer so that they would keep talking to me. FML

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drayloon 50

Tuesday 28 October 2014 18:05

Have a conversation with them, maybe you can make a friend. Can't hurt to try

EvilTurtle 35

Tuesday 28 October 2014 18:05

You've got a friend in me

Comments

ostfaiz 18

Tuesday 28 October 2014 19:02

be friends, its always the best thing

FATALSTR1KE 9

Tuesday 28 October 2014 19:17

We are all your friends here!

ober80 6

Tuesday 28 October 2014 19:26

I'll be your friend. Be brave and msg me

SamCat 21

Tuesday 28 October 2014 19:32

i did the same recently op.You're not alone. Sometimes it feels great to just talk to anyone who will listen. I feel for you and me :(

FullMetalAttck 5

Tuesday 28 October 2014 19:46

aw I'm sorry

Acid1260 21

Tuesday 28 October 2014 20:09

I'll be your friend.

ThePaperDragon 31

Tuesday 28 October 2014 20:50

Ash! I'll be your friend! ^_^

Sansa_fml 38

Tuesday 28 October 2014 20:52

go talk to everyone who looks nice! Maybe you'll find some really good friends in them. :)

FISHY15 5

Tuesday 28 October 2014 21:05

That sounds actually nice

JustTheFacts 5

Tuesday 28 October 2014 21:53

Can you get a dog? It's easy to make friends when you have one! Your dog will literally DRAG you to meet other dogs and their owners. Best friend-maker ever!