By cricketsins - 08/11/2013 03:33 - United States - Smyrna

Today, I was escorted out of a grocery store for beating my boyfriend with a block of cheese. FML
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cricketsins 36

Let me give some details before the blasting gets too bad: "beating" was an exaggeration. I was not literally bludgeoning him with a block of cheese. I'm sure that somewhere, someone has done this. That person was not me. It all started because he and I were picking up a few items and he just *happened* to lead me to the cheese aisle in the deli. I love cheese; he knows this and was teasing me. So, one poke led to a pinch, and all of a sudden my cheese-rage took hold and I was swatting him with a block of cheese. It was all in good fun. We are always joking and wrestling around. While we have both seriously hurt one another while wrestling, it's always an accident.

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Tdrizzzzzly 19

Excuse me, ma'am, no--please stop hitting him with the chee--ma'am, plea--o-okay it's time for you two to go

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Chiaroscuro 21

I could imagine this happening to myself & my husband! We muck around a lot & horse play & I understand how it cld quickly escalate! Glad u had fun, sucks about the walk of shame outta the store though!!

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cricketsins 36

Since this is getting recirculated again, figured I'd update. He and I are still together, and still consistently abusing one another according to the standards of many FML commenters.

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clicker2 10

Not the time or place for that kind of behavior. Play wrestle at home, but in a grocery store with items you don't own that someone eats? that's not really appropriate. And would only really be understandable if you were under the age of 5.

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