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By maultaschen - 07/02/2016 17:43 - Germany - Kirchheim

Today i was enjoying a nice day recovering at the local hot pool's in germany. As it was time to leave and i went to shower myself off in the men's changing room. I opened the door to be the sight i will never forget. two old german men were at play because one of them "dropped the soap" FML

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