Miscellaneous: Today, I was eating Campbell's vegetable soup. Halfway through,...

By NoMeatFail - 27/02/2011 00:59 - Canada

Today, I was eating Campbell's vegetable soup. Halfway through, I started to read the ingredients and found beef broth. I have been a vegetarian for seven years. FML

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By j0hn - 23/02/2009 02:35 - United States

Today, I saw my mom sneaking meat into her spaghetti sauce. She told me she sneaks meat into most of the food she cooks. I've been a vegetarian for 8 years. FML

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By Vegetarian - 14/03/2010 10:21 - Finland

Today, I found out that the so-called vegetarian soy sauce my mom has made for me several times has minced meat in it. FML

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By secret meat - 21/06/2014 02:04 - United States - Framingham

Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2010 21:47 - Canada

Today, I was eating Jell-O and was reading a fact website, when I read that gelatin is made from the collagen in cow or pig bones. I'm vegetarian. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2021 04:01

Today, I accidentally bought chicken fingers. I couldn't even make it two days as a vegetarian. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2010 07:25 - United States

Today, after having been a vegetarian for 8 years because I'm opposed to cruelty to animals, I lost a bet and had to eat a whole cheeseburger. I loved it. FML

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By veggiegal - 13/02/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger. FML

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By soupduped - 06/12/2009 03:37 - United States

Today, I opened up a can of tomato soup I'd taken from my parents' house recently. After eating the whole can, I started feeling a little off, so I checked the expiration date. It expired 12 years ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2024 18:00 - Brazil - Joinville

Today, I made a tasty, healthy plant-based lunch for my family. They ate a few bites, spat it out, and then went to McDonald's "to eat real food, you know, food with meat in it." FML

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By Nope - 05/03/2012 09:42 - China

Today, I defended the dried up things in the cup noodles as being real vegetables, just so that it would appear that I do actually eat vegetables. FML

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Mirorbo 26

Sunday 27 February 2011 9:08

Sorry darling, but you ARE supposed to read the ingredients before you buy it. It's no different than if you were allergic to something. ALWAYS read the ingredients if you choose not to eat certain things or cannot, for the sake of your health.

austo97 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 9:09

most vegetarians look at the ingredients before eating the food...

Comments

lainzilla 14

Sunday 27 February 2011 9:16

Guess what? Unless crappy soup converted you back to omnivorism, you're still a vegetarian. For future reference, there is a reason why Campbell's has 'Vegetable Soup' and '*Vegetarian* Vegetable Soup' :)

juliet996 3

Sunday 27 February 2011 9:49

I think you meant carnivorism. if that's a word.

zargon 1

Sunday 27 February 2011 9:53

No, omnivorism is the correct word here. Carnivorism is strictly meat-only (carn: flesh, vore: eat, ism: doctrine) whereas omnivorism is meat and plant (omni: all). On a related note, a few hundred Greek and Latin roots will do a lot for your ability to understand English words you've never seen before.

mrbungle666 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 21:04

#36 Try picking up a textbook once and a while.

missryena 1

Sunday 27 February 2011 9:18

Lmfaooo, first of all it aint gon kill you, I understand u vegetarians have different morals and all but its the cycle of life..... Get the **** over it.

ohthebloodygore 16

Sunday 27 February 2011 9:23

13, it isn't going to kill her, but I'd be pretty bummed out if I were a veggiehead for 7 years and had some form of animal. You can't exactly say it's the circle of life and to get over it.

fearnoevil175 3

Sunday 27 February 2011 9:28

19- I think she just did say it and I agree with her

ohthebloodygore 16

Sunday 27 February 2011 9:44

Damn comment bug. 22, it's just disrespectful. You wouldn't tell a religious person, 'Stop praying! Jesus died, get over it. It's the cycle of life.' It's something they believe in, and deeply enough if she did it for 7 years. I'm not saying she didn't deserve it. She did. She should have read the labels, but you can't just trash on other people's belief system because it doesn't conform to your own. Whilst it may not be such a bad thing to eat meat for you, it might have been quite devastating for the OP.

JackieJackal 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 9:48

#22 Yeah, and the only reason you did that is because meat-eating is so important to you that you agree with anything some idiot says as long as it supports this very important part of your life.

Doortje 29

Sunday 27 February 2011 9:18

Hm, I'm sorry but YDI. If you've been a vegetarian for seven years you should know to always check the labels first. But as a fellow vegetarian I'll give you a FYL too, because I know you can feel really bad about it when that happens.

amyyx3 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 9:19

YDI!

AnagenisisZagus 13

Sunday 27 February 2011 9:22

"Threw", huh? I do not have to read anymore. YDI!

fearnoevil175 3

Sunday 27 February 2011 9:26

get yourself an education so you can comprehend things like reading labels and using correct grammar.

amdnivram 1

Sunday 27 February 2011 10:43

says turkey neck

GLiTTeRz 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 12:11

lmao nice one *highfives*

Sadochan 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 9:28

Obviously you vegetarians don't know how to spell, either.

kylaakhameleon 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 9:28

ydi. every vegetarian and vegan I know checks labels like its their religion.7 years? you should know better.

fiveonefiveoh 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 9:28

how does this f Ur life? is accidentally eating beef broth going to make u fall off the wagon and start craving meat? no. get over it! it was a mistake, learn from it and move on.. this is an "oops", not a "fml"!

anorexicbarbie 8

Sunday 27 February 2011 9:38

I never understood people who make comments like this, well yeah their life isn't over - but this website is about little things that ruin our day or whatever. It's not about stuff like, "Today I had to watch my family get raped and then get dismembered by a chainsaw. FML."