Money: Today, I was doing my laundry and I saw a dollar bill at the...

By Megan - 17/08/2012 07:30 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I was doing my laundry and I saw a dollar bill at the bottom of the washer. I excitedly dove in to retrieve the money, and promptly hit and broke my nose on the washer. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2013 18:27 - United States - New Orleans

Today, after scouring my apartment for quarters to do laundry, I found the correct amount of change. The change got jammed in the washing machine. I now have no more quarters, and my clothes are caked with soap from washing them in the sink. FML

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By Ashley Rocha - 11/09/2018 20:30

Today, after my washing machine broke yesterday in the middle of a cycle, I went and spent $1400 on a new one. Also today, my dryer started to smoke and almost caught my clothes on fire. There goes another $1000. FML

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By ripped - 11/04/2009 06:10 - Canada

Today, I saw a dime on the ground. When I bent down to pick it up, my $80 dollar pants ripped. FML

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By jessmess - 01/08/2012 16:44 - United States - Corpus Christi

Today, I went to do the laundry at my hotel. I had just enough money for my two loads. After getting frustrated with the washer taking two of my quarters and giving no credit, I took the clothes out. The washer then locked the door shut and started without my clothes. FML

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By anonymous - 17/05/2016 00:29 - United States - Ashland

Today, at the laundromat. I loaded a huge load into the top dryer, put all the quarters in, and started the bottom one. I realized my mistake when I came to check on it. FML

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By Liah - 28/03/2022 10:00

Today, I was rearranging the cabinets above the washer and dryer, and the whole thing fell down on top of the washer. I had just put my clothes in the washing machine too. FML

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By aianmoo16 - 01/05/2016 21:52 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was at a mini arcade and accidentally put a hundred dollar bill through the quarter machine. FML

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By Asteria - 15/11/2018 05:00

Today, my dryer was finally repaired after not working for over a month. I did one load of laundry and my washer stopped working. Another day, another $400+ repair bill. FML

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Dried out

By Anonymous - 20/12/2020 20:01 - Canada

Today, after spending $300 replacing a dryer and getting the vents cleaned out when our tenants complained their clothes weren't getting dry, my husband and I realized that it was actually the washing machine that was broken. FML

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Falling down

By Anonymous - 28/06/2021 00:01

Today, I was doing laundry. I went to go grab a couple of detergent pods. Forgetting that I'm 5'3 and the pods are above the industrial-sized washer, I reached for them and fell backwards into a hole where the water from the washer goes. My left leg got soaked in dirt water. FML

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Friday 17 August 2012 13:11

Slow down there champ

soccergurrll 8

Friday 17 August 2012 13:12

You broke your nose over a dollar...

Comments

hellokeroppi 5

Saturday 18 August 2012 3:46

All for ONE dollar?

charlieisawesome 4

Saturday 18 August 2012 5:50

Hey, times are rough... A dollar is a dollar!!

nukeacat 9

Saturday 18 August 2012 7:05

Hey, at least the hospital bill is 1 dollar off now! :D

tne201992 12

Saturday 18 August 2012 9:23

Well..... At least the dollar is clean :)

urbanimpression 6

Saturday 18 August 2012 10:23

Eeeeee calm down lol

tobedd 13

Saturday 18 August 2012 11:02

Hopefully you have insurance, otherwise totally not worth it. FYL

HunterAlpha1 8

Saturday 18 August 2012 16:34

finding a dollar bill on the bottom of the washing machine: $1 trip to the hospital to have nose fixed: $1000 me sitting here laughing my ass off at your misfortune: Priceless!