Work: Today, I was at work at a Greek restaurant. We have this system... - FML

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By whhhhhhyyyyyy - 03/03/2016 10:30 - Australia - North Sydney

Today, I was at work at a Greek restaurant. We have this system where we also deliver food to the wine bar across the road. I brought over a souvlaki to this old Greek guy and he said "do you come with this?" This is about the hundredth time I've heard this creepy joke. No. I don't. FML

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