Work: Today, I was at the dmv, I have gotten there early and received...

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By DMV customer - 12/05/2016 18:21 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was at the dmv, I have gotten there early and received a number to wait in line. After waiting 4 hours, I asked why my number was not called yet. "Oh I'm sorry, we are not using this letter today." FML

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morwin420 14

Friday 13 May 2016 4:49

Wtf made you wait 4 hours before asking?

chosha_fml 26

Friday 13 May 2016 4:26

Or their brains, apparently.

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chosha_fml 26

Friday 13 May 2016 4:26

Or their brains, apparently.

morwin420 14

Friday 13 May 2016 4:49

Wtf made you wait 4 hours before asking?

oliviaaaa7 13

Friday 13 May 2016 5:43

Since when is the number 40 a letter?

Witchylady 17

Friday 13 May 2016 7:32

Why is this a nearly FML and not a full FML.

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