Miscellaneous: Today, I was at the DMV getting temporary tags for my new car....

By dmvsucks - 13/09/2010 15:14 - United States

Today, I was at the DMV getting temporary tags for my new car. While waiting in line, a huge fat lady behind me felt the need to run her finger down the scar on the back of my neck. FML

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By baddriver - 31/01/2012 17:17 - United States

Today, I went to the DMV to get my license. I almost ran over my evaluator as he was walking to get in the car. FML

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By therundown - 20/07/2011 13:38 - United States

Today, while in line at a gas station, I felt something on my shoulder. I turned around only to see a woman behind me pulling the sunburnt skin off my shoulder. When I told her to stop, she yelled, hit me with her purse and ran off crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2009 20:10 - United States

Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML

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Push!

By sabadaba - 19/06/2011 17:51 - United States

Today, at the DMV, I was told to push my forehead against a vision testing device on the counter to activate a blinking light. When nothing happened, the employee started yelling for me to push harder. I tried again, only to knock the whole thing into her. FML

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DMV blues

By HellisLikeTheDMV - 13/07/2012 15:19 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I finally went to the DMV to replace my lost license. After waiting for almost two hours, I casually rummaged through my purse. Something strange inside the lining caught my eye. It was my license. FML

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Checked out

By Anonymous - 09/03/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I finally got my ass into gear and went to the DMV to renew my driver's license. I waited in line for over two hours, only to find out that I had brought my library card instead of my license. FML

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DMV blues

By driver - 06/01/2010 14:55 - United States

Today, I went to the DMV to renew my license. When I gave the woman behind the desk my name and social security number she looked confused. She then called over her manager, who did the same thing. Getting nervous, I asked what was wrong. Apparently, according to the state of Illinois, I'm dead. FML

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By LittleGina - 04/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Benson

Today, a woman was standing in front of me in line. There was a strand of hair on her back, so to be nice, I pulled it off her. It was still attached to her head. FML

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DMV blues

By usadisvet - 02/04/2015 06:43 - United States - Loudon

Today, at the DMV, I was told I had to prove, with a doctor's note, that I was an amputee and that my disability was permanent to get my placard. Apparently, placing my prosthetic leg on the counter wasn't proof enough, and is considered "threatening". The police were called. FML

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By regstl - 01/06/2013 06:21 - United States - Beaverton

Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an "inconsiderate heartless bitch" for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. FML

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raghavfyl 0

Monday 13 September 2010 18:58

slap the mofo!

bachooka 5

Monday 13 September 2010 19:08

I have to say skinny or fat... I wouldn't be okay with a random stranger caressing my body at all. fyl

Comments

sricious 0

Monday 13 September 2010 21:00

iiieeeeewwwwwwwww:p.. guess she has a scar-fetish:p..

thomasday 7

Monday 13 September 2010 21:05

YDI for having a neck!

addicted2cod6 0

Monday 13 September 2010 21:13

she totally wants ur ****

EdwardN 0

Monday 13 September 2010 21:18

wtf

PopsicleLicker 0

Monday 13 September 2010 21:27

100. & 105 both have really good points..

SirLagALot 0

Monday 13 September 2010 21:29

Rub her belly and ask if she's expecting quads, then call it even.

SirLagALot 0

Monday 13 September 2010 21:29

Rub her belly and ask if she's expecting quads, then call it even.

oarisimo 4

Monday 13 September 2010 21:35

that sucks but why does it matter that she's fat? op, you sound like a dick.

Psiren 0

Monday 13 September 2010 21:37

I thought that was normal in Kansas...

mintcar 9

Monday 13 September 2010 21:55

What's the FML? That she was fat? Would it be less of an FML if a skinnier person had done so? Eh, anyways FYL for having a random person touch the back of your neck. That's creepy and a little scary.