Trans Rights, LGBTQIA+ and Miscellaneous: Today, I was at a gay bar and asking a really convincing drag...

By thatwasmiz - 08/04/2009 06:38 - United States

Today, I was at a gay bar and asking a really convincing drag queen about her daily routine. I asked how she tucked her penis in. She responded, "Um, I'm a woman." I said, "Oh I'm sorry, are you pre-op or post-op?" She said, "No, I always have been and always will be a woman, asshole." FML

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By Noname - 18/03/2009 01:24 - United States

Today, while I was out to eat, I was approached by the restaurant manager. He told me that while he respected my personal choices, his patrons didn't feel comfortable with someone who used to be a man using the women's restroom. He thought I was a transsexual. I am a naturally-born female. FML

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By imafunguy - 05/10/2012 00:28 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML

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Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2013 07:53 - United States - Carbondale

Today, I was complimented by a stranger, who said I looked great in my outfit. I thanked her, and she immediately gave me a fist-bump. I stared curiously, and she explained: she was arguing with her friends about whether I'm a man or a woman. The pitch of my voice was the answer. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 09:18 - United States

Today, I had a job interview. When I got there, the lady interviewing me shook my hand and said, 'Hello, I'm gay.' I found this strange and I didn't know what to say, so I stated, 'Aw, it's OK, I support you.' She looked pretty offended, and I realized why when I found out that her name was Gaye. FML

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By what - 26/11/2010 19:17 - United States

Today, while shopping, a few giggling girls came up to me and asked why I was wearing a dress in public. Highly confused, I didn't answer. When they walked away laughing, I realized they thought I was a man. I'm a woman. FML

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By lookslikeaboyapparently - 19/10/2010 21:23 - United Kingdom

Today, a little girl came up to me and asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" I said, "I'm a girl of course!" She walked away, looking dazed and saying, "Whoa." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2010 05:52 - United States

Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML

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By Eternal_Babyface - 08/11/2015 17:14 - United States

Today, I was talking to a friend and bemoaning the fact that my new coworkers keep mixing up my gender. She looked at me critically and said, "Yeah, until you can grow a decent beard, people are going to keep thinking you're an intern or a butch lesbian." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2015 04:58 - United States - Latrobe

Today, for the first time in my life, a girl hit on me. Specifically, a lesbian who thought I was a girl. FML

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jojo1031 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 16:21

Aren't those extremely personal questions to be asking? Could we get a transgender/transvestite to weigh in on this discussion?

Ncc_Tardis 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 16:19

I clicked YDI, then FML. It's a bit of both, I'vegottaa say, some of them can be pretty damn convincing!

Comments

yumyum_isacult 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 21:33

hahaha #75 i agree

Leoplum 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 21:51

For all the YDI people, why would a woman be in a GAY BAR anyway?

missethics 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 21:59

I wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar

SillySia 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 22:06

It's kinda her own fault for even being there.

lol_seriously 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 22:21

LOL was she hench or something?

randomdude1234 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 22:32

since all the other FHL's fail I'm going to do one: Today, I went to a gay bar and was talking to this really cute guy. He was so sweet and was asking me about my daily rountine and just seemed genuinely interested in my life. He then asked me if I was pre or post-OP. I'm a natural born woman. FML.

Chris968 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 22:39

Not your fault because it was in a gay bar and if there were other drag queens around what would you expect? It is your fault for asking her if she was pre-op or post-op and how she tucks. Those are very invasive questions and you shouldn't ask unless she offers the information.