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By ididntdoitiswear - 29/02/2016 04:20 - United States - Corvallis
Today, I was almost caught smoking by my principle. Luckily, I was able to keep the lit cigarette in my cheek, and get by without opening my mouth. Unluckily, my cumstain of a friend hit me on the back, and I swallowed it whole. My throat feels like the bottom of an ashtray on fire. FML.