Intimacy: Today, I walked in on my brother giving his best friend a hand-job....

By iLynz - 23/04/2013 06:34 - United States

Today, I walked in on my brother giving his best friend a hand-job. I can't unsee this. FML

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iLynz 12

Saturday 20 July 2013 20:55

Yes, my brother's friend was male. No, I didn't know he wasn't straight. Yes my brother is gay. And it's kinda hard to knock when there isn't a wall separating the kitchen from the living room. We talked about it afterwards AFTER I left the room (:

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Draxanoth 15

Tuesday 23 April 2013 11:50

You know what they say! Once you go gay, you say hey girl heyyy.

oj101 33

Tuesday 23 April 2013 11:49

Experimentation between two friends is a lot more common than you think OP.

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bethybooditom 9

Tuesday 23 April 2013 17:19

Is the best friend a guy or girl? And you poor thing.

pie_flavor 16

Friday 5 July 2013 8:14

You fracking moron. You don't give handjobs to girls.

chandlerbelacic 17

Tuesday 23 April 2013 17:48

That would be teen experimentation at work. Congrats

SexPot143 13

Tuesday 23 April 2013 17:55

sucks, but at the same time its very common

kmccain 27

Tuesday 23 April 2013 18:00

None of my doors ever had locks...

angelitared 27

Tuesday 23 April 2013 18:00

Wtf ... How gay!

BradTheBrony 19

Sunday 28 April 2013 2:29

IGNORE THIS DOWNVOTE IT GO GO GO

iamthunder 4

Tuesday 23 April 2013 18:03

Guess your brother can cum in handy sometimes ...

stevothedevo 25

Tuesday 23 April 2013 18:22

I hope his best friend was a girl..

dogpup4 23

Tuesday 23 April 2013 18:32

Are you serious? How are you going to give a girl a handjob? And why would it be bad that he's with a boy, not a girl anyway?

350Rocket 6

Tuesday 23 April 2013 18:24

Lol EVERYONE thinks they're funny

DAN7IEL 2

Tuesday 23 April 2013 18:37

Knocking would be nice.....

HorrorFan13 2

Tuesday 23 April 2013 18:40

Next time you should knock.

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