Miscellaneous: Today, I waited 45 minutes at the Apple Store for my grandpa... - FML

By Anonymous - 27/07/2015 16:32 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I waited 45 minutes at the Apple Store for my grandpa to very loudly ask why PornHub wasn't loading on his computer. FML

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By Jo - 21/11/2012 05:42 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to the Apple store to try and figure out what's going on with my iPhone. After an hour of speaking to three different geniuses and waiting around, their solution was to "Google it." FML

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By Kourou - 21/11/2008 12:53 - France

Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2016 13:36 - Estonia - Tartu

Today, at the hardware store, I had to physically restrain my senile grandpa from trying to take a crap in one of the display toilets. FML

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By oopsydaddy - 14/08/2018 06:00

Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML

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By hugadyle - 18/04/2020 14:00

Today, I took a trip to the library's public computer section to get some important work done. After a bit of work, I went to stretch only to see that the man next to me was watching some adult films on his computer and discreetly touching himself. I still had 58 minutes of computer time. FML

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It was for research purposes

By Anonymous - 17/04/2022 14:00

Today, I was at work and was in a conversation with some colleagues. I go to check my phone and accidentally clicked on the Safari app. Safari still had PornHub pulled up. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2018 06:05

Today, I went to the phone store to get a new SIM card. The store manager went on my browser to see if my data was working. Two pages of porn popped up. FML

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By thats what my ipod is for - 26/04/2013 17:34 - United States

Today, I overheard my grandpa telling my mom he'd found a load of porn in my laptop's browser history, but that he deleted all the "filth" so she wouldn't have to see it. She believed him and I got grounded, much to his amusement. I've never looked up porn on that computer in my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2019 00:24 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, I was babysitting my friend's 12-year-old son while his dad was having an emergency procedure at the hospital. I walked into the den to see if he wanted to go out to dinner, only to find him watching Pornhub on my iPad. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 18:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML

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Bricktothehead 21

Monday 27 July 2015 22:50

Well, it's a legitimate question?

roydashious 11

Monday 27 July 2015 22:51

well that has to be traumatising

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kiki1705 20

Monday 27 July 2015 23:06

Yea, I would be embarrassed too for owning a MAC.

Texas125 12

Tuesday 28 July 2015 3:03

Epic comeback!

logicnazi 18

Tuesday 28 July 2015 6:55

I some how feel watching **** would be more gratifying on a make display than a PC display, as I would feel with most entertainment/videos.

goaliestud30 23

Monday 27 July 2015 23:09

Very important question

Jdlove2 20

Monday 27 July 2015 23:11

Hahaha I read this in moderation, best FML ever.

PhinIt2WinIt 24

Monday 27 July 2015 23:14

well I guess he thought they had a genius there to help him ?

Arcanel 18

Monday 27 July 2015 23:33

I swear the older people are the less of a damn they give. Was with my grandmother in the supermarket not even a week ago and she rips one so loud there was a moment I thought hell itself was opening. Of course people looked at me like I was the one who did it and she looks at me and starts freaking dying of laughter. Gotta love em the old embarrasing farts, pun intended.

BiGTiMeNeRD 29

Monday 27 July 2015 23:34

Was it cuz you were hogging up the bandwidth with My Little Pony ****?

validatethis 12

Monday 27 July 2015 23:42

Maybe he should upgrade his data plan.

pokysmalls 14

Monday 27 July 2015 23:56

Haha that is classic!!

1dvs_bstd 41

Monday 27 July 2015 23:57

Did the 'geniuses' have to perform the toran ra?

PunMasterEsquire 1

Tuesday 28 July 2015 0:00

hopefully soon to be ex grandfather

staffsgtkiba 5

Tuesday 28 July 2015 0:57

your a ******* joke why would you say something like that i dont care how embarrassing it is

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