By poluxe - 16/10/2011 21:08 - France

Today, I tried to hint to my husband that we needed a new washing machine. I mentioned that we got our current one way back on our wedding day. He replied, "Yeah, and I got you too." FML
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twofirstnames 12

If you read it the same way I did.. It sounds kinda sweet, but at the same time it sounds like he's calling you old or something. If any of that makes sense.

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Llama_Face89 33

HA! OP's husband is a guy I could get along with!

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perdix 29

Maybe he can take this chance to switch from a worn-out, wasteful top-loader to a sexy, new front-loader. And maybe even try a different kind of washing machine, too.

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ThorneCrossed 9

You need you wash up on your hinting skills. Hahaha get it????

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BellaBelle_fml 23

No, it sounds more like OP's hinting skills are all washed up.

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ekuechle 0

That's true what he said

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polkadotsocks 11

Some guys can't take a hint, if you want something tell him. Who knows, maybe he just has a deep burning desire for that washer and doesn't want it replaced

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DrewsFML 8

He means you and the washer may be getting a little creaky but he can still turn you both on and deposit a large load just as effectively as when you were first married. It's sweet, really.

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DustyStorm 16

Hahaha!!! One of the best retorts I've read!!!! Bravo!!!!

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bizarre_ftw 21

Say "good point! We'll send me to a spa for a week to rejuvenate, recuperate, and replenish myself, and we'll just replace the washing machine because it's cheaper that way and it's not like we vowed to keep it Forever, right?" then smile and go plan your vacation :)

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