Health: Today, I took a test as part of a job requirement. I took a sip...

By Casey - 11/06/2009 12:59 - France

Today, I took a test as part of a job requirement. I took a sip from a bottle of juice, and the lady leading the test gave me a warning. I tried to explain that if I didn't, I would faint. She took the bottle and hid it. 15 minutes later I collapsed. She thought I was faking. I'm hypoglycemic. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 17:24

Today, my manager gave me hell for leaving the restaurant early yesterday. Guilty as charged, but only because I was rushed to the hospital after going into diabetic shock. This assmunch is convinced that I either faked it all to get off work early, or that I'd been eating our own stock. FML

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By thecaptainmorgan - 12/10/2014 04:04 - United States - Tulsa

Today, my boss discovered that I'm prone to random fainting, due to hypoglycemia. He has now nicknamed me "fainting goat" and makes relentless bleating noises every time he sees me. FML

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Shadic 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 20:04

Wow. One on hand, you really should have said "I'm hypoglycemic," instead of just saying that you would faint. But on the other.. Taking juice away on a job test from somebody that claims that they'd faint... She should be getting in trouble for that. Hope you got the job!

crowdish 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 20:04

wtf? what a bitch! well maybe now they'll give you the job because they feel so bad. that is if you still want it!

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voveraite 7

Thursday 11 June 2009 21:19

Wait, what kind of a test is that (especially if not for very young kids) in which they take drinks away from you?! I mean, I understand zero-tolerance for cheating, eating it's not particularly polite, but drinking? Seriously?

madalynk 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 21:20

Sue that ho.

Kaelon 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 21:27

Who ever thinks ydi is stupid. Have you ever said something but later you realize that it would be better to say something else? I think you can sue her. FYL.

HeyThereGorgeous 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 21:27

You should have just told her buy there's no telling if she would gave believed that either. Regardless (directed at her) you don't mess with people you don't know!

L0veh8te 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 21:30

wtf IS Wrong with drinking juice while taking a test.

genius_man16 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 21:36

#15 and 59 are complete dumbasses HYPOglycemia means you don't have ENOUGH sugar staying away from it is bad. learn what you're talking about before giving advice and sounding like idiots.

rukusrazor 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 21:37

Maybe you should have made something that important clear from the beginning. Plus, this isn't like school where you cannot have food or drink in class (some schools), this was a on-the-job or interview process test. What are they afraid of? That you may have the answers inside the bottle? Stupid.

bexzabear 0

Wednesday 23 May 2012 8:26

In my school, we're not supposed to have food in class and being hypoglycemic, my teacher made me get a doctors note before he would let me eat in class as my "mid morning snack" like I'm supposed to. People seem to think that hypoglycemia isn't serious because it can be controlled, but blood sugar can change in the blink of an eye before you even realize what's going on