By Kasey Eames - 23/12/2012 06:19 - United States - Oceanside

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Today, I told my husband to tell me his wildest fantasy. He told me it was to put on fake antlers and "do it like deer". FML
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Pretty_reckless_fml 18

At least you can be his sexy little vixen! You don't hoof to do it of course, but fur your husband you might want to get into the festive spirit and have a little fawn with him

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llamafish 25

Let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.

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gracehi 31

'Cause you and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals. ;)

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olpally 32

Why won't you join in Rudolph's reindeer games? :)

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perdix 29

Tell him you do it for a few bucks. That's some easy doe.

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klovemachine 24

*standing ovation*

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ICastillo 24

Well that's not good, deers just one pump it and they're done....

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ICastillo 24

I was hunting a few years ago and I saw them do it....

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Futacy 29

We all have our fetishes. This one is particularly strange.

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sailorarctic 22

well, according legend The Wild Hunt happens at this time of year, and the winner beds the maiden huntress. Go with it and play it up as a pagan ritual. it could lead to some of the wildest sex roleplay you've both ever had.

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