Work: Today, I told my boss I need a scrub brush to properly clean...

By Anonymous - 08/09/2015 18:46 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I told my boss I need a scrub brush to properly clean the stairs at my workplace. She gave me an old toothbrush. FML

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By Toothy - 02/04/2011 05:03 - United States

Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML

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By uofpalum - 19/03/2009 01:41 - United States

Today, I stayed over at my grandparents' house. I woke up and had to brush my teeth. My grandma asked if I had found a toothbrush to use. I told her that I used my old purple toothbrush. She told me that was the toothbrush she used to brush her toenails. FML

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By Taylor Page - 19/02/2015 16:24 - United States - Gainesville

Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML

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By busted - 02/08/2012 06:53 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I got caught shoplifting a toothbrush. I'm flat broke and my roommate used my old one to scrub out her cat's puke stains off the carpet. FML

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By SLAB_GIRL15 - 01/08/2012 07:59 - Australia - Port Macquarie

Today, I cleaned the toilet so vigorously that I snapped the handle of the brush. I laughed and told the rest of my family. Instead of joining in on the hilarity, my mother screamed, "We have had that toilet brush for twenty-six years!" FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2016 14:34 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML

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By curly_eyelashes - 24/02/2013 14:30 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I realized that the "eyelash curling brush" that my best friend found in my old bathroom drawer was actually a stick used for cleaning food out of my sister's braces. I used that thing for years. FML

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By LesToiliettes - 25/03/2012 07:12 - United States - Mount Vernon

Today, was the first day of my new job. My boss admitted that they hadn't cleaned the employee bathroom for over two months. My first task: clean the employee bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2013 05:02 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was visiting, and while in the bathroom, she clogged the toilet. Since there was no plunger in the room, she unclogged it with the only thing she could find: my mother's hairbrush. FML

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People are jerks

By Anonymous - 09/07/2021 03:59

Today, I cleaned the two staircases at the hotel where I work. Five minutes later, someone complained they were dirty. Someone had dropped soda and got mud all over them. FML

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lenalee96 22

Wednesday 9 September 2015 1:24

Cinderelly Cinderelly!

dolphinlvr7 24

Wednesday 9 September 2015 1:24

Sneak into her place and swap hers with it

Comments

samlovesham1234 9

Wednesday 9 September 2015 4:40

She obviously has seen that episode of Star Trek: Voyager too many times where Tuvok has Chell degauss the transporter room with a micro-resonator, which according to Tuvok will take 26.3 hours. But with the Magneton scanner it'd take five minutes.

Dead_Fox 17

Wednesday 9 September 2015 6:03

Maybe if you ask nicely she'll get you a new toothbrush?

SublimeChic4 15

Wednesday 9 September 2015 6:43

ANNOYING Bitch! feel for ya dear!!!

Kittyphysics 21

Wednesday 9 September 2015 8:45

****. that. thats just insulting.

Murilirum 23

Wednesday 9 September 2015 8:59

As many people's boss, I can most definitely confirm that your manager is chuckling away to themselves in the office because they think they're hilarious.

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 9 September 2015 9:50

If you like cleaning it's not too bad takes more time and hence maybe more payment...due to taking so long...

mimirawr14 17

Wednesday 9 September 2015 11:22

Sounds like something my mom would do. Lol

saffy66 34

Wednesday 9 September 2015 13:27

Sorry but this sounds so much like you're in prison and she's either done it to make your life hard, or she's really trying to help you by making the work last longer so you don't have too much idle time. Any other situation is really messed up. Your boss needs to be reported to HER boss.