Work: Today, I went running to the gym on the way to work and I forgot... - FML

By RadYoHeaD - 04/12/2008 07:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I went running to the gym on the way to work and I forgot to bring a spare shirt. All I have to wear is a wet white tshirt. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/02/2023 18:00

Today, I was running late for work and, in my rush, spilled coffee all over my shirt. When I finally got to the office, I realized I had forgotten my laptop at home. FML

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By ouch - 25/02/2009 23:29 - United States

Today, I had to rush to school to avoid being late. Unfortunately, I forgot to put a bra on beforehand, and as soon as I got to gym class, the first thing my teacher said was: "Okay folks, let's get outside, we're running the mile." FML

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Appropriate work attire

By NiceShirt - 18/10/2022 21:00 - Japan

Today, I cycled to work. Since it was so hot out, I decided to go shirtless, then I would put it on before I entered the building. Ninety minutes later, I arrived at work. My shirt, however, was still at home on my dresser. FML

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Wardrobe malfunction

By Anonymous - 28/03/2023 18:00

Today, I woke up early to make a good impression at my new job. As I was getting dressed, I noticed my shirt was missing a button. I frantically searched for another shirt, but couldn't find one that looked clean enough. I had to go to work in my buttonless shirt, and spent the entire day feeling embarrassed. FML

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By barebackingit - 04/11/2013 19:17 - Canada - Kanata

Today, I woke up late and had to rush to catch my bus. Upon arriving at school, I was hot from running and took off my sweater. It was then, in a lecture hall with 400 people, that I realised I hadn't put a shirt on underneath. FML

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Whiffy

By Uber Chad - 25/03/2023 10:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I was in a rush to get to work and forgot to put on deodorant. I didn't realize until my coworker told me I smelled like a gym sock. FML

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Classic

By Anonymous - 19/11/2012 15:30 - United States

Today, I took off my sweatshirt in the middle of class. The tanktop I was wearing underneath went with it. FML

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By j4y - 29/01/2009 00:30 - Canada

Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML

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Slippy!

By mud - 29/11/2019 05:00 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I was on my way to class and it was muddy outside, so I slipped and it looks like I shit myself. I'm wearing white pants. FML

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John Tucker would've known what to do.

By Dan - 09/10/2017 04:30

Today, in a rush, I accidentally wore my sister's underwear. I'm a guy. I had gym class today. FML

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0___0 9

Tuesday 3 March 2009 11:33

ik they really need to put gender on here. If you're a guy you could have taken off your shirt ;P or if you're a girl... WET T-SHIRT PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

220394ES 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 17:41

Just work the Hottness

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0___0 9

Tuesday 3 March 2009 11:33

ik they really need to put gender on here. If you're a guy you could have taken off your shirt ;P or if you're a girl... WET T-SHIRT PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

knotyersn 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 10:51

hell you might get a raise at work :)

rachel_brokeNCYD 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 21:30

sweet xD

Dancinangel8823 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 9:17

EVERYONE PLEASE VOTE A 5 FOR ME!!!

Gabe411036 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 9:18

A 5?ure lucky if u get a 3. this is not a nutty face

Mhmthathappened 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 23:27

I agree. This isn't really... crazy.

Brycicles 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 9:49

lol @ far right. shoulda had her doing main person

BBkid 0

Monday 13 July 2009 1:05

Y would u go to the gym b4 work?

coolster5000 22

Sunday 17 March 2013 23:17

Maybe he didn't want to look fat in front of his boss who he is in love with

dan81892 2

Friday 17 July 2009 4:27

pics or it didn't happen

fylx100 19

Sunday 22 January 2012 3:30

To anyone who didn't understand this. The comment is a reference to another FML XD LOL!

cherrypieguy 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 5:07

Agreeed pics pls

dillpill33 0

Friday 6 November 2009 0:45

Buy a t-shirt! Duh! Are you that poor? OH MY GOD SORRY THAT WAS MY BROTHER!! Just buy a dill pill and forget about this.

jamesSIII 0

Friday 19 March 2010 20:07

ahem...lame. and that's not too bad, sure it'll smell but it'll dry soon enough?

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Today, my girlfriend and I were snuggling and we placed our hands together, palm to palm. I can bend the tips of my fingers over hers, which apparently surprised her because she commented, "Huh, so big hands AREN'T related to penis size." FML

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Today, I made up an ingenious plan to finally hook up with the guy I really like at a party. Well, the plan itself worked great. Too bad I got so drunk that I used it on the wrong person. FML

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Today, I joined my local fire department. While there, I struggled to open a door. Thinking it was locked, someone saw me and opened it. No it wasn't locked. I just didn't push it hard enough. Great first impression. FML

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Today, my dog and I got sprayed by a skunk. I have no tomato juice or baking soda, and the bus doesn't come for another 3 hours. FML

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Today, after work, I was saying goodbye to my last remaining friend I worked with because she was going to be leaving for college. My manager saw me talking and made me clock back in and work because "If you have time to talk, you have time to work." FML.

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Today, I needed to call my mom to get some info so I dialled the number on my work phone. Not 2 seconds after, my cellphone rang. I got super pissed off because I hate when people call me on my cell at work. It was me. I'd dialled my own number. FML

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