Animals: Today, I stayed up until 4 am. I was waiting for both my cats...

By Anonymoose - 25/12/2011 11:39 - Switzerland

Today, I stayed up until 4 am. I was waiting for both my cats to fall asleep, so I could play Santa and stuff their stockings in secret. FML

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By iFail - 25/12/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, I waited anxiously until midnight to open my Christmas presents. As the clock struck midnight, I ran out into the living room, super-excited to open them, only to discover that everyone in our house had already opened theirs, and had all gone to bed. FML

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By catlover - 13/12/2012 11:04 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I went Christmas shopping for my cat. I still haven't bought presents for my family, yet my cat already has several small gifts under the tree and an outfit to wear around the house. I really need a new hobby. FML

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By imahater07 - 25/12/2015 06:28

Today, my family decided to break tradition and wake up at midnight to open presents. I didn't find out until I went downstairs to get a glass of water in the middle of the night, and found wrapping paper and empty boxes everywhere. FML

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By JC - 06/12/2009 04:30 - United States

Today, I realized I've lived alone too long. I read 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas' to my cat. I used expression in my voice, and I made sure he could see the pictures. My son called, and I told him about it. He gave me the number for the local psychiatric ward. FML

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By kookoocatlady - 01/11/2016 04:31

Today, I kept my cats indoors to be safe on Halloween, making sure to keep the food full and litter boxes clean. After dinner, I got dressed up and spent two hours at a party. When I got home, there was a large, rancid butt-loaf waiting on my bed. Unappreciative little fuckers. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2022 03:00

Today, to try to have a less depressing Christmas, I've put up a small tree in my apartment and wrapped some presents for myself. I woke from a nap to the sound of my cat vomiting. What did she throw up on? The presents. FML

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By DumbLackofLuck - 22/12/2009 21:54 - United States

Today, I waited until the last minute to do my Christmas shopping. Today, I also discovered that my bank account has been frozen due to suspicious activity. FML

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By tryon777 - 29/07/2010 00:40 - United States

Today, my girlfriend begged me to stay up late and video chat with her because she missed me. Even though I work early mornings, I reluctantly agreed. After waiting up until 2am for her to get online, I gave up. She had fallen asleep. FML

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By dogh8er - 18/12/2011 19:31 - United States

Today, after spending hours wrapping the presents for Christmas, I came back into the room to find that my dog had lost his toy, knocked over all the presents, and was frantically ripping at everything to find it. FML

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By Anonameow - 02/01/2016 16:57 - United States - Fairfax

Today, after driving for four hours to visit my best friend for the New Year's break, she still hasn't finished up her Skype conversation and left her room to greet me. She knows I'm here. I've spent the last hours watching YouTube videos with her cat. FML

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Araoth 5

Sunday 25 December 2011 19:21

Did you dress as cat Santa? :)

Mr25_fml 14

Sunday 25 December 2011 19:26

Mr. Kibbles GO BACK TO SLEEP OR SANTA WON'T COME!!!! *Insert troll face here*

Comments

Jezzebel1 10

Monday 26 December 2011 0:14

THATS SO SWEET! AWESOME!

metalflower00 11

Monday 26 December 2011 0:15

Woooooooooo I moderated this one!

bsaysreddragons 0

Monday 26 December 2011 0:19

Thats sad

blacksswan 10

Monday 26 December 2011 0:22

There is nothing wrong with her for wanting to dress up for her cats. After all pets are your family to , but those who don't have any pets won't understand that. & what's with labeling her as a cat lady? Quit with stereotyping. It's ok for people to have so many dogs but when someone has a cat or two they are automatically called old, lonely and crazy cat lady. How do you guys know she isn't married? I am 19 and I have a cat and I love her to death. If I celebrated Christmas I would do the same thing for her, and I still have a life outside my house. What's your suggestion for me is going to be? Go get married? Go get a boyfriend?

lvnlife11 4

Friday 3 February 2012 9:20

Not at all. I love my pets and grieve when they go as well. But I do act with a bit of common sense.

chels1994 11

Monday 26 December 2011 1:04

I'm sure they appreciated it though

emoaileen 11

Monday 26 December 2011 1:04

My cat got a stocking too :)

White_Knightspc 0

Monday 26 December 2011 1:05

Sounds like somebody needs to get knocked up...

riptor911 10

Monday 26 December 2011 1:06

u have no life.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Monday 26 December 2011 1:19

Doing that for christmas automatically qualifies that person having no life?? People are miserable creatures sometimes.

iCooopperrr 1

Monday 26 December 2011 1:08

You sound lonely and desperate.

GoW_Chick 14

Monday 26 December 2011 1:22

Maybe next year your boyfriend could distract them ... Oh wait never mind then he would find out Santa is just the crazy lady who stares at him until he falls asleep