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By Father Time - 22/05/2018 00:27
Today, I set an online alarm clock. I was awoken by my boss's phone call: the internet had cut out. I was late for the only time in my career.
Too bad that same morning was also the only time I was supposed to be in a quarter guard for none other than the Commander of the Canadian Army. FML