Miscellaneous: Today, I sent a "Good Morning" text to my girl friend before...

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By TreeHD - 08/02/2016 06:57 - United States - Amarillo

Today, I sent a "Good Morning" text to my girl friend before she woke up, just to try and be romantic... Turns out I was so tired i sent a Poop emoji instead of a Heart. FML

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