Kids: Today, I saw my four-year-old son running around outside, and...

By Anonymous - 14/12/2009 00:42 - United States

Today, I saw my four-year-old son running around outside, and copying everything our dog was doing. I thought it was cute, so I went to grab the camera. When I went back outside, I saw my dog eating a dead rabbit, and my son doing the same. FML

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By BetterThanChocolate - 20/04/2014 23:24 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, at a big Easter egg hunt, the kids found a wild bunny. Everyone smiled and "aww"ed, until my dog caught and ate it in front everyone. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2014 16:39 - United States

Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2009 13:05 - Austria

Today, I was outside searching for "treasures" with my son using small plastic shovels. All of a sudden he starts screaming. He dug up the bones of our old dog. I told him that we had sent him away to live on a farm, I even helped my son write letters to the farm owners. FML

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By psh_idontbite - 13/03/2015 03:55 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog around my neighborhood, when I saw this really cute boy. My dog then saw a squirrel and dragged me through mud. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2014 22:49 - United States - Belmont

Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML

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Poor little bunny

By Anonymous - 30/06/2021 04:01

Today, after I warned my son repeatedly that if he wanted a rabbit he had to clean and feed it, I checked on it. It wasn’t just dead, it was dead and rotting in a pool of its own pee and faeces. I yelled at him, but he just shrugged and told me rabbits are boring and he forgot it was even there. FML

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Who's a good boy? Not you.

By Anonymous - 21/02/2017 22:00 - United States - Newark

Today, while walking my dog in a cemetery, she stole a stuffed animal off a child's grave and began to play with it. FML

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By Sid - 10/04/2011 00:58 - United States

Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML

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By Facepalmum - 10/01/2013 06:28 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my 14-year-old son showed me a "bird's egg" he was looking after in his room. It was a dried up dog turd. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2013 02:12 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, after explaining to my four-year-old why our new puppy was peeing on things to mark his territory, my son decided to follow suit and pee all over our house. FML

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Simply_J 0

Monday 14 December 2009 9:31

Kodak moment?

sammichbitch 0

Monday 14 December 2009 9:36

What The ****.

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missmontreal97 4

Saturday 7 August 2010 18:35

ewwwww. that's disgusting

jrl13 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 20:32

You should take him to a doctor. A whole,dead rabit is sure to be full of parasites that will make him sick.

missnameless 0

Monday 17 January 2011 11:09

U should probably have his stomach pumped.

Texass2224 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 16:47

Ohhhhh my god...........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FLASHOOM 0

Monday 9 May 2011 5:18

Would've gotten awkward if the neighbors dog was in heat

cheekyyonee 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 4:56

I'm my gosh what happened next??

pharmbrooke35 0

Monday 20 June 2011 16:53

your kid is like tha baby off of "It's Alive"

Dpete4 2

Thursday 18 August 2011 7:43

Hahaha that's hilarious! If you don't have anything nice to say... I would finish this quote, but your son ate thumper :)

gigi03 5

Wednesday 23 November 2011 23:52

Did you take a pic?

thisispointless 2

Thursday 19 January 2012 6:58

nom nom nom crunchy

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Poor little bunny

Who's a good boy? Not you.

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