Kids: Today, I saw a blond-haired guy crouched by my bike fiddling...

By BikerBuddy - 14/05/2010 01:11 - France

Today, I saw a blond-haired guy crouched by my bike fiddling with something as I came back from the shop. Thinking he was a thief, I slammed him across the head with my helmet, knocked him over - then I realised not only was he a kid barely in his teens, he was tying his shoes. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2016 09:19

Today, I saw a bike locked to a short bollard, making it very easy to steal. Being as nice as I am, I stayed, hoping the owner would come soon and no one else would take it. Then the guy who bullied me in highschool showed up, asked me what I was doing, laughed at me, took the bike, and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2009 23:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking home from work going over a railway-bridge, when a 12 year old boy standing at the bottom asks if I could help him carry his bike up, as he couldn't lift it. I did it for him, and was greeted on the other side by his father - who thought I was stealing it and hit me. FML

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By Braxam - 15/06/2011 16:42 - United States

Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML

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Don't mind me

By Moon-chan - 30/06/2019 00:30 - Netherlands

Today, I was cycling home. On the way, my laces got stuck in the bicycle pedals and I couldn't move the foot that got stuck. The bicycle fell over, with me attached to it. Everyone was looking at me like, "What are you doing?" FML

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Double trouble

By idiot - 28/06/2020 08:07

Today, I was sitting on my bike texting when someone snatched my phone and ran. Like an idiot, I jumped off my bike and ran after him. He then ran in a big circle, got on my bike and sped off. FML

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By i hit a cyclist - 27/05/2013 11:19 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, I accidentally hit a cyclist with my car. In panic, I jumped out of my car and ran up to him, who was lying on the floor, motionless. As I was about to check his pulse, he jumped up and shouted, "I bet you thought I was dead, asshole!" He then punched me in the face and cycled off. FML

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BIKES!

By cwell88 - 21/06/2015 13:29

Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen, so I went to work. On my walk to work, a girl pulls up on my bike and says I needed to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. She hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass before police surrounded me and accused me of stealing my own bike. FML

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By stupidcunt - 14/04/2014 23:43 - United Kingdom - Colchester

Today, I was looking at the map on my phone whilst walking down a street. I heard the sound of a bike behind me so I moved to let the cyclist past. He snatched the phone out of my hand and sped off. FML

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By bet a woman would've been thanked - 07/05/2013 20:21 - United Kingdom - Redditch

Today, I was out jogging, when I saw a girl fall off her bike and start crying. I ran over to see if she was hurt. Apparently her neighbour thought I was trying to kidnap her, because he ran out with a baseball bat and threatened to beat me to death if I didn't get lost. FML

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By shalara - 15/06/2012 20:23 - Netherlands - Amstelveen

Today, I was walking down the street, when I saw a guy in front of me trip and fall forwards, and I quickly jumped forward to steady him. Apparently he thought he was being mugged, and threw his head backwards into my face, leaving my nose a bloody mess. FML

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therevolution 0

Friday 14 May 2010 9:12

poor kid imagine the life he has from now on...everytime he bends over to tie his shoes he's gonna be all paranoid....0.o

xSkyful 0

Friday 14 May 2010 9:05

YDI for not making sure

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CallMeHush 0

Friday 14 May 2010 9:38

Nuke option! Shoot first, ask question later.

gaahhh123 0

Friday 14 May 2010 9:41

you deserved it!

vaebouria 0

Friday 14 May 2010 9:42

agreed

TheReaper6282 0

Friday 14 May 2010 9:42

while I would have made sure he was attempting to steal before hitting him, I sympathize. and people that's not being paranoid. I've had a couple attempted thefts of my bike. it's not being paranoid when 2 strong men can pick it up and walk away with it. at least OP didn't shoot the guy...

trippydoll 4

Friday 14 May 2010 9:52

HAHA. Wow this is funny shit. No lie. You shoudve pocket checked him while you were at it. **** it, might as well. Lol.

Intoxicunt 5

Friday 14 May 2010 9:54

And who said the French are peaceful?

kybabyy 4

Friday 14 May 2010 10:27

Err, no one. Please refer to the French Revolution.

Intoxicunt 5

Friday 14 May 2010 11:58

No one? Erm, please refer to all the idiotic comments and faked google result screenshots implying that the French never won a war and all they do is surrender. I didn't start the damn stereotype; no need to educate me. I'm just stating what other people seem to think.

gutzzzz 0

Friday 14 May 2010 9:59

YDI for having a bike, and for not wanting it stolen

NiZmO_Z32 0

Friday 14 May 2010 10:10

Awesome! The world would be a better place if people got the shit knocked out of them for doing any shady looking shit. I hope you kicked him while he was down. It's the best time. His head is right there by your foot anyways.