Intimacy: Today, I received yet another message from my 54 year old neighbor... - FML

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By bri - 26/04/2016 16:49 - United States - Arlington

Today, I received yet another message from my 54 year old neighbor talking about wanting to having sex with me. I had to explain to him that I wouldn't do anything with him because he's 37 years older than me, but he ignored all the signs of me saying no and told me it didn't matter. FML

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megs925 16

Wednesday 27 April 2016 4:20

Turn the messages over to the cops and see what he has to say then.

artistswife 19

Wednesday 27 April 2016 5:19

You got another 'message'? Block him from wherever these messages are coming from. And tell your parents.

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megs925 16

Wednesday 27 April 2016 4:20

Turn the messages over to the cops and see what he has to say then.

artistswife 19

Wednesday 27 April 2016 5:19

You got another 'message'? Block him from wherever these messages are coming from. And tell your parents.

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