Money: Today, I received my order from Ocado. I'd placed an order including... - FML

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By Enolay - 24/06/2017 01:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I received my order from Ocado. I'd placed an order including 12 bottles of water. Before I got my order, Ocado sent me an email saying that they replaced some of my items, which is why I’m looking at 48 250ml bottles of water now. FML

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chessu 21

Saturday 24 June 2017 11:43

I feel like people are missing the point - The OP got the same amount of water in 4 times as many bottles. Rather than getting 12 x 1 litre bottles, they got 48 x 250 ml bottles.

Gwengreen 6

Saturday 24 June 2017 3:05

The sell-by date must be shown legally although the water never goes bad (the plastic does after several years). You will be well hydrated for the zombie apocalypse!

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batgirlandrobin 14

Sunday 25 June 2017 1:29

It's a disappointing substitute really. Wine would have been better.

Angreal 14

Sunday 25 June 2017 10:35

You know you can drink the tap water in London right?

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