Love: Today, I realized the closest I've ever been to being hit on...

By Anonymous - 14/10/2011 22:40 - United States

Today, I realized the closest I've ever been to being hit on was with a car in the school parking lot. Even then, the guy claimed he "didn't notice" me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 991

You deserved it 3 035

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2016 04:34 - United States - Thibodaux

Today, I watched my high school crush pull into the parking spot next to me, and then almost immediately he started backing out once he saw me parked next to him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 174

You deserved it 1 642

SK8 OR DIE

By Anonymous - 15/03/2022 02:00

Today, while skating to school, I got hit by a car, In front of the school. I went flying and everyone saw. The girl who hit me only said, "Oops, didn't see you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 080

You deserved it 110

By hatemylifelol - 08/01/2016 20:33 - United States - Roseville

Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML

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You deserved it 20 854

Stalker vibes

By porkieworkie - 21/04/2009 12:44 - United States

Today, after getting off the phone with a girl I'm interested in, I parked on campus and ate my lunch in the car. As I was sitting there, she appeared out of nowhere and walked to her car. I was parked directly behind her car, sitting there like a creepy ass. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 725

You deserved it 9 262

By Anonymous - 31/05/2015 13:58 - United States

Today, a guy hit on me. It's such a rare occurrence that I didn't know how to react, so I panicked and said "Sorry, I have to go!" Then I remembered we were on a bus, and just turned around and awkwardly pretended he wasn't there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 080

You deserved it 7 105

By eyeleanify - 10/12/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML

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You deserved it 55 982

By sam - 17/01/2011 03:32

Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 188

You deserved it 2 236

Blinders

By Asshole Parker - 06/09/2016 11:01 - United States

Today, I went to work early and saw my crush's car in the parking lot, so I parked next to her. After that, I looked over at her car to see her staring at me with a weird look and her saying, "Really?" Then she gestured around the lot; I looked around to find it completely empty. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 389

You deserved it 7 569

SK8 OR DIE

By @juicy0rphans - 17/12/2021 17:01

Today, I was skating to school and a car stopped then when I was skating across, then another car came and hit me and I went flying.. Her one response was ,"Oops, sorry, didn't see you." Everyone else saw me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 889

You deserved it 129

By apparentlyunattractive - 07/06/2009 09:23 - United States

Today, someone left a note on my car, saying "You're gorgeous. Call me. #######." I called the number and they said they saw me in the store I was in, telling me "You were the ONLY attractive person in there." We decided to meet up. He walks over, I say hi, he says "I think I put my number on the wrong car." FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 042

You deserved it 7 444

FMLandurstoo 9

Saturday 15 October 2011 6:08

The nice man down the street noticed you.

deviable 9

Saturday 15 October 2011 6:16

Bella!?

Comments

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Saturday 15 October 2011 6:22

At least we know she ain't fat(:

onthetoilet 3

Saturday 15 October 2011 6:23

That's what happens when your invisible

RA661 8

Saturday 15 October 2011 7:56

Her invisible what?! Do tell.

illmatic2 16

Saturday 15 October 2011 6:25

You could make a great ninja.

tinydanzr 6

Saturday 15 October 2011 6:25

That's a pickup line

deviable 9

Saturday 15 October 2011 6:31

It would be if it was a pickup truck.

RabidBunny 10

Saturday 15 October 2011 6:31

Don't let it get you down! I never get noticed and when I do, they only fire insults at me. You are more than what they realize and you will get yours one day. :D Live long and happy friend...

angelzzoya 5

Sunday 16 October 2011 1:51

Omg dats kinda sad

crownlogic 25

Saturday 15 October 2011 6:36

This kind of reads like you're going to get hit by a car...but I do know what you're trying to say and that sucks for you.

GoblinsAndJello 1

Saturday 15 October 2011 6:39

The biggest complaint you have is that you have not been hit?? Oh poor baby!! We should transfer you to an abusive family so that you may have that experience!! What a lame FML

perdix 29

Saturday 15 October 2011 6:49

Start wearing low-cut tops. Show off the circles your mom drew on your chest! If you still can't attract attention, there are always glory holes that need to be manned.

every1luvsboners 11

Saturday 15 October 2011 6:55

And man-holes that need to be serviced. I actually quit buying toilet paper because mathematically I could hire an ugly dwarf to clean my arse with her tongue for a lot cheaper and get daily rim-jobs. It's a win-win for me.

Kingrat3154 4

Saturday 15 October 2011 9:05

You don't need to dress like a ***** to get attention, just be friendly and smile. Otherwise guys will be looking at you for the wrong reasons

j_cat187 19

Saturday 15 October 2011 9:38

Toss salad, oh you some shit now! Calling me a dog, Well leave a dog alone, Cuz mornings gona stop me from burying my bones. -OGB, Dog Shit

j_cat187 19

Saturday 15 October 2011 9:42

Mornings? Ahhshit I ****** up. How did nothing turn to morning?

exleonhart 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 6:53

Yes. We do.

ashleymwall 6

Saturday 15 October 2011 6:56

I feel the same way

every1luvsboners 11

Saturday 15 October 2011 7:09

Talk to RabidBunny about it. The two of you were meant to be together. Y'all can sit around and bitch about how horrible that your lives are until you're 99 years old and ******** whole prunes.