Miscellaneous: Today, I realised I like Britney Spears. FML

By embaressed - 27/01/2009 17:33 - Canada

Today, I realised I like Britney Spears. FML

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By Pontiacman92 - 29/08/2013 07:07 - United States - Pueblo

Today, I found out that the very good-looking woman who sings for one of my favorite bands is actually a guy. FML

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By Not a swiftie - 21/04/2024 06:00 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I realised my girlfriend likes to play Taylor Swift whenever she wants me to leave her alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 08:07 - Canada

Today, I went to Britney's concert. About halfway through the show, the person next to me turns to me and asks, "Can you do me a favour?" Thinking that she wanted me to look after her stuff, I said sure. Her next sentence was: "Can you stop singing?" FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2010 23:44 - United States

Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2023 22:00

Today, I got caught singing '80s hair metal love ballads to myself in the car by the object of my affection. FML

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By seriouslybored - 17/06/2011 07:32 - United States

Today, I spent a full hour working on my British accent. FML

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By fuckingbeliebers - 04/08/2012 17:15 - United States - Gorham

Today, my friend and I were discussing music bands, and I asked who her favorite Queen member is. She looked at me like I was from another world and said, "I don't have a favorite British queen. That's like, so weird." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 17:04 - United States

Today, I saw a man dancing to a Britney Spears song in his Volkswagen Beetle. I started laughing hysterically until he got out. He was huge. I was stuck in traffic. FML

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By DDubs - 08/01/2010 03:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I realised that I have fallen for the most amazing girl. She's good looking, has a great personality, she's funny and is a hit with all my friends but she doesn't seem to realise she has a body odor problem. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2017 14:00

Today, I saw the girl I've been crushing hard on. I go up to talk to her, and I'm immediately greeted by, "I like girls." FML

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You deserved it 794

tweedledee_fml 0

Friday 6 March 2009 2:59

today i realized half of you can't spell for shit

adamo_erebus 26

Saturday 11 September 2010 8:07

You can't misspell a name.

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youknowimright 5

Wednesday 12 December 2012 14:39

Finally hit puberty?

BVBARMY1238 9

Tuesday 1 January 2013 5:35

embarrass...

EverdreamOfMe 24

Monday 4 February 2013 1:23

How is this a YDI? You can't control what you like.

Dusksoul2001 13

Wednesday 19 June 2013 16:59

How is this a FML? I like music but if I like a song by someone i don't like, it's just for the music. Calm down OP.

chololatino 13

Wednesday 24 July 2013 19:36

Too bad...

hiholls 13

Thursday 25 July 2013 13:10

Shut up. You should be more embarrassed by your spelling.

emuexport 4

Tuesday 20 August 2013 1:49

Thats cool I like Britney too !!!!!

imshadyxo 25

Sunday 22 September 2013 7:36

You should be embarrassed not because of what you like, but because of the way you spelled "embarrassed"... Sheesh!

anon137 7

Wednesday 8 January 2014 17:34

Come on she ain't that bad, OP...

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 24 September 2014 10:51

Oops you did it again...

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