Kids: Today, I noticed a young child wandering out onto a busy street....

By Anonymous - 31/08/2011 17:06 - Canada

Today, I noticed a young child wandering out onto a busy street. I managed to grab his arm just as he stepped off the sidewalk and yank him away from almost certain death. My reward was his mother, who was on her cell phone the whole time, screaming at me for touching her child. FML

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By bitch i'm a gerontophile - 29/11/2012 18:08 - Taiwan

Today, while working at my local supermarket, I found a boy lost and wandering about, so I took him to the front desk. My reward from his mother was a slap around the face and harsh words for supposedly having kidnapped him. FML

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By Tmo - 12/08/2023 08:00

Today, I saw a toddler bolt in a parking lot. Since he was running towards the road behind me, I scooped him up to hand off to his mother. She shrieked, snatched him from my hands, and sprayed me with mace. While I was writhing in pain, some punk kid lifted my wallet and phone. FML

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By notapedobear - 13/01/2011 08:21

Today, I was in a shopping centre when a little girl was running up and down the aisles. She started to fall over so I put my hand out to catch her. Her mother then ran up to me and screamed about me 'touching her child' so loud that everyone could hear. FML

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Sorry for nothing, lady

By bad samaritan - 23/10/2012 03:51 - United States - Houston

Today, a parent was too busy texting to notice her child had run in front of a moving truck. She did however see me grab the child's backpack to yank him back out of traffic. She then screamed at me for "manhandling" her child and demanded I be fired. It's not even my school; I'm a part time sub. FML

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By RetailRage - 10/08/2015 12:23 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at my job working retail, I had just finished cleaning and straightening a whole aisle. This kid watched me do the whole thing. When I was done, he stuck his arm out, and ran it down the whole shelf, knocking everything off it. His mother just grabbed his hand and walked away. FML

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By EOJ - 10/02/2009 17:07 - United States

Today, I was walking my son to school. After yelling at him for not looking where he's walking, I grabbed his hand and pulled him closer to me. Not paying attention, I walked him right into a light pole. FML

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By tried to help - 07/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was going into a store and saw a woman roughly handling a screaming toddler. I kept walking, until I heard the kid scream, "Help! You’re not my mommy!” I called 911 and stood behind the car to keep her from taking off. The cops arrived to see me fending off blows from a very pissed off grandma. FML

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By icandothecancan - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Duncan

Today, while in the yard, my 18-month-old son decided to take off running into the road, where a car was driving. I rushed after him, only for one of my dress straps to suddenly break without warning. It must have looked like I was trying to flag down the driver with my flailing tit. FML

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By butisavedyourkid - 06/06/2013 04:13 - United States

Today, I rescued a little boy who looked like he was drowning in a public pool. His mother then smacked me in the face for "touching him". FML

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My pleasure, lady

By Semius - 08/05/2019 05:00

Today, I saved a young girl from drowning in a hotel pool with no lifeguards on duty. The girl's mother was too busy on her phone to notice what was happening, and when I called out to her, she started yelling at her daughter for going in too far. Never bothered to thank me for saving her kid either. FML

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LolliDolly 19

Thursday 1 September 2011 0:01

Ugh. Some people these days

cmyk 19

Thursday 1 September 2011 0:01

What have the world come to.. Such an idiot mother, she should be bloody grateful you saved her child!! Sorry op, you did not deserve that..

Comments

Khiash 6

Thursday 1 September 2011 8:16

Save child from fatal experience, bad things happen. Don't save child from fatal experience, bad things happen. You just can't win

DuBWuBB455 7

Thursday 1 September 2011 8:37

Dumb bitch. If she paid more attention to her child maybe she would have seen that you were possibly saving a life. But I guess she didn't. That's why her kid is wondering out into traffic.

Velesath 1

Thursday 1 September 2011 8:39

shouldve beat the shit out of her

kickblocker 18

Thursday 1 September 2011 8:42

I would've went off on that lady

_NoobsRapedMe 2

Thursday 1 September 2011 8:44

So when she's on her cellphone , her child is non-existent , but when you grab her child she suddenly "cares" ? Should've pimp slapped her OP, should've pimp slapped her.

MacUser1986 5

Thursday 1 September 2011 11:11

You should of let the child die, teach the mother a lesson that the child is more important than a phone conversation. Sometimes it takes something like that to happen to teach someone.

Danni_04 13

Thursday 1 September 2011 11:38

God this drives me crazy! When I was young, if I got lost somewhere I'd walk around until someone asked me if I was lost, male or female. They'd always help me find my parents, and my parents were always grateful. Nothing bad ever happened to me, so how come, all of a sudden, everyone who tries to help a child is a now a paedophile? Idiots shouldn't be aloud to breed...

BloodyMary666 24

Thursday 1 September 2011 12:10

Oh wow, what an ungrateful c*nt!!!

Deathhound 27

Thursday 1 September 2011 12:57

Woah, that is some "mother".

haiu2323 10

Thursday 1 September 2011 13:38

you should have gone berserk and shouted in her face...give her a parent talk of her life...that would instantly clear your name and move the guilt over to her...stupid bitch!